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    I think that most people handle that on this...

    I think that most people handle that on this forum with their giant, obnoxious signatures. (Ellie is just fine, the rest of you have no excuse)

    *ducks back under bridge*
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    Yes, you can bring your cell phone, but you'll...

    Yes, you can bring your cell phone, but you'll probably only be able to use it on that libo day. MCT is more relaxed than boot, but don't worry, you'll still be treated like an idiot.
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    How is that possible? Were you pregnant and then...

    How is that possible? Were you pregnant and then suddenly became unpregnant?


    Just messin' with you.
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    I'd heard that this plane sucked, but always...

    I'd heard that this plane sucked, but always assumed some guys with 10-pound brains were working out the kinks. Yikes.
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    I know where they're trying to go with this, but...

    I know where they're trying to go with this, but 'Hummer' is just a bad, bad name for a dog. Very bad.
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    Physicality counts for a lot in my book. Not...

    Physicality counts for a lot in my book. Not everything, but a lot. If the Marine next to you can't fireman's carry your a$$ out of the line of fire if you get shot, then he's not worth too much to...
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    A Marine brat, and now a Marine. My dad is a...

    A Marine brat, and now a Marine. My dad is a Sergeant Major, currently in the IRR.
  8. Thread: Marine Reserve?

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    The actual personnel at the reserve unit you plan...

    The actual personnel at the reserve unit you plan on joining will be better informed than your average recruiter. I speak from experience.
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    Just kidding, devilpup. I suggest you look up...

    Just kidding, devilpup. I suggest you look up John Wayne's old speech where he talked about what being an American meant to him. Don't plagiarize, though, write something that comes from your heart....
  10. Thread: Head call

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    When I was at Fort Sill for my MOS training...

    When I was at Fort Sill for my MOS training (0811), we used the same chow hall as the doggies. And yes, their drill sergeants were allowed in the chow hall with them. Maybe it's a Fort Sill thing,...
  11. Probably one of the coolest experiences in the...

    Probably one of the coolest experiences in the Corps for the older brother and the (potentially) scariest for the younger one.

    When DIs in my company heard my dad was a 1st Sgt, things sucked for...
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    I see where you're coming from, man.

    I see where you're coming from, man.
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    America has a Marine Corps because Amercia wants...

    America has a Marine Corps because Amercia wants a Marine Corps.
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    My next invention... Prolactin cigarettes!

    My next invention... Prolactin cigarettes!
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    "Make the bald man cry." Never heard that one...

    "Make the bald man cry."

    Never heard that one before.
  16. The Jax Firm: A company that makes flexible body...

    The Jax Firm: A company that makes flexible body armor.

    Jax: A character in Mortal Kombat who has metal arms.

    Coincidence?

    I think not.
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    Well, I'd have to say that a big part of it comes...

    Well, I'd have to say that a big part of it comes from the fact that good men stood by and did nothing.

    It's easy to b*tch on the internet, harder to actually do something.
  18. Thread: Mouse of Fire

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    Oh god, let's not start this again, shall we? ...

    Oh god, let's not start this again, shall we?

    I swear the same old debate pops up again every couple of months, and it's just as stupid every single time.
  19. Sure he had an excellent military record...until ...

    Sure he had an excellent military record...until he deserted.
  20. From my limited experience, I would say that your...

    From my limited experience, I would say that your age is an advantage, as long as you're a good Marine. Being a sh*tbird is bad, but being an old sh*tbird is worse.

    In my opinion the older Marines...
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    How many Marines remember his lectures in uniform...

    How many Marines remember his lectures in uniform fitting? He'd always talk about why you have to be alert, because you might have a "negligent discharge" and kill your buddy.
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  23. My dad used to be the reserve 1st Sgt of that...

    My dad used to be the reserve 1st Sgt of that unit a couple of years ago, and he personally knows the three Marines that were hit by that IED. I think they're due back to Idaho either late October or...
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    SSgt. Kazmar was a drill instructor in my Series,...

    SSgt. Kazmar was a drill instructor in my Series, definitely a motivated one, too. He was promoted to SSgt while I was at San Diego, meritoriously. That would have been great for him to get it.
  25. Thread: Google, again!!

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    "Google's search results are generated by...

    "Google's search results are generated by computer programs that rank web pages in large part by examining the number and relative popularity of the sites that link to them. By using a practice...
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