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  1. Hammer, actually I take the anti-hormone pills to...

    Hammer, actually I take the anti-hormone pills to cut down on the hormones. The women in my family say that our excess hormones is the family curse, of course we men say it's the family...
  2. I forgot all about the T-shirts. Dave, legal...

    I forgot all about the T-shirts. Dave, legal opinion, is there a problem with a big green weenie with the words MY Marine under it? Or, our motto, when a Marine says spread em, those ain't just...
  3. I think that she is in ecstasy now that she is...

    I think that she is in ecstasy now that she is one of our satisfied customers. I can always depend on my partner Billy. I told her that as a customer she'd get the privileged customer rate on...
  4. Maybe we ought to focus on the after menopause...

    Maybe we ought to focus on the after menopause bunch, they still look OK for the most part.<script type="text/javascript"...
  5. You must not be aware that Billy always insisted...

    You must not be aware that Billy always insisted on being inside the inflatables. He said they'd be more lifelike that way. The problem must be that little hole Billy always made in the end, he...
  6. Buttttttt, we may need the Corpsmen if we receive...

    Buttttttt, we may need the Corpsmen if we receive a false negative on one of the young ladies medical and Billy gets the clap again.

    I don't like spending all that money on medical cures and...
  7. Billy, after thinking about it hopefully it will...

    Billy, after thinking about it hopefully it will be difficult to find any gay Marines, therefore I think we ought consider hiring some Corpsmen for certain, delicate issues, of our business. Just...
  8. OK Chuck, I'll give you test run. The money is...

    OK Chuck, I'll give you test run. The money is not very good in the beginning but you do get all you can eat.<script type="text/javascript"...
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    Well then, I'm glad to have served all of my time...

    Well then, I'm glad to have served all of my time in the Old Corps. Riven37, I must have also ****ed somebody off because I served all of my time in the 5th Marines as well back in 68. And yes, our...
  10. Another BIG selling point of our service is that...

    Another BIG selling point of our service is that the lucky lady will get a FREE photograph of her favorite Marine in ACTION. This action picture can be one of our stock photos of her favorite...
  11. Bloop, are you saying that Billy is a perv? I...

    Bloop, are you saying that Billy is a perv? I didn't know that. Are you sure?

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  12. It's no secret that Mongoose can command such...

    It's no secret that Mongoose can command such high rates, after all he does all his bookings through me. For those that are not aware, my Marine Corps Gigalo service is 2nd to none. The greatest...
  13. And many times we didn't even have that. Just...

    And many times we didn't even have that. Just saying
  14. Back in the day you could always ask for orders...

    Back in the day you could always ask for orders to the Nam, surely there is something similar today.<script type="text/javascript"...
  15. Well, if it's a stupid post then I won't nominate...

    Well, if it's a stupid post then I won't nominate our brother Mongoose. Besides they'd have to pay his airfare. The only blues that he has are blue jeans but I'm sure they have plenty of hash marks...
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    That's certainly one that I remember. And I mean...

    That's certainly one that I remember. And I mean that I really remember that one after taking the malaria pills.
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    Dave, that song that Bloop brought up brought...

    Dave, that song that Bloop brought up brought tears to my eyes as well, tears of pain as I can't stand that song. And Billy, sometimes I think that I am immature, sometimes I don't act like I'm a...
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    You are going to have to get over your crush on...

    You are going to have to get over your crush on me. I told you that I am not interested and that should have been the end of it, but no, you won't stop. And the name calling also has to stop. You...
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    I think the school girl has a Crush on me, well...

    I think the school girl has a Crush on me, well she won't be the first one
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    Oh no, not that AGAIN. No matter where I am...

    Oh no, not that AGAIN.

    No matter where I am they seem to find me.
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    It seems that our little school girl has indeed...

    It seems that our little school girl has indeed been offended by me as attested to by her pm. As most on this forum know, generally I am very proper and my responses are always extremely pc. Our...
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    Actually, it seems as though I have offended you....

    Actually, it seems as though I have offended you. Your friend has entered a grownup world little school girl. Help comes in many forms, not always cushy and soft. Just saying.
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    The knows nose. And what's that **** about a...

    The knows nose. And what's that **** about a bird on my head. At least I don't have a beak.
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    My question might not be very pc but do you think...

    My question might not be very pc but do you think that your nose might be the reason for your problems? Just saying.
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    His future is based upon the Needs of the Marine...

    His future is based upon the Needs of the Marine Corps. If he wanted to stay home he should have stayed in school.
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