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Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer The three men had...

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On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.

The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a

nearby reservation who was rumoured to have a wonderful cure for...

14 Animals Demonstrating Why A Mother’s Love Is So Special

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Japanese couple in an argument over ways of highly erotic sex

Husband: "Sukitaki".

Wife replies: "Kowanini"!

Husband says: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!

Wife on her knees literally...

Livin the Dream

A man, his bike, and his chick.

It just doesn't get any better than this!
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I'm pretty sure they're heading to

Wal-Mart

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If y'all are ever traveling thru Moscow, TX on Hwy 59, stop by the Chuckwagon Cafe.,

The food...

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Alabama, I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are...

Best Card Trick Ever
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Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking...


Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.

"Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam...

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox,
informing me that I can have sex at 68.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 72.
So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's the same side of...

Getting in Trouble

OBAMAS TEN COMMANDMENTS.

1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any image other than mine.

3.Thou shalt not take the name of Barack thy god in vain....

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish downtown Toronto building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman...

Thats why I quit donating.

This is what the veterans found. Compare the totals to Secretary Shinseki’s compensation of $200,000:






Name of Key Individual

On their wedding night, the young bride
Approached her new husband and asked
For $20.00 for their first lovemaking
Encounter.
In his highly aroused state,
Her husband readily agreed.
This...

.SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE

...It takes less than 15 seconds....

Lawrence, Kansas, December 12, 2008

A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did...

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LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
80's,
slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'),
Searching for sharp-looking,
sharp-dressing...

Value Engineering


This one is well worth the time to read it.......It made my day, I hope it makes yours too! You don't have to be an engineer to appreciate this story.


A toothpaste...

THE TINY CABIN

A social worker from a big city in Massachusetts recently transferred to the mountains of West Virginia and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the...