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    My PM box is no longer full

    My PM box is no longer full
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    Bye

    Bye
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    They offered me ocs out of PI, no way I was going...

    They offered me ocs out of PI, no way I was going to do Quantico after PI
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    They say I'm 100% and I'm in great shape.

    They say I'm 100% and I'm in great shape.
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    It's about time. S/F

    It's about time. S/F
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    The only guy that I know that wears any medals on...

    The only guy that I know that wears any medals on his vest was a swabby who was on an aircraft carrier. Go figure.
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    I didn't know they had a 5th Batt. at PI back in...

    I didn't know they had a 5th Batt. at PI back in the early 50's.
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    Well Bloop, you know I still have 2 Indians, both...

    Well Bloop, you know I still have 2 Indians, both built for the long haul. To tell you the truth though, I sometimes get confused.

    Question: Is it terrible to LUST after my Indians? An...
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    I've been riding full time since right after I...

    I've been riding full time since right after I got out of the USMC back in early 70. I was going to keep my old Indian that I rode for 14 years but after buying my new 2014 Indian I just didn't want...
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    I was with 1/5 Jan to March 68, I don't recall...

    I was with 1/5 Jan to March 68, I don't recall him. Was he with us at Hue, when did he get in country?
  11. Now Jack, that wasn't very sensitive.

    Now Jack, that wasn't very sensitive.
  12. Actually all jokes aside, at Marine Corps...

    Actually all jokes aside, at Marine Corps Receiving they will ask him/her what is the best time to call his/her loved one. They attempt to accommodate those at home because they know this can be a...
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    PI 1/67-3/67 platoon 336. Nam 68-69, 5th...

    PI 1/67-3/67 platoon 336. Nam 68-69, 5th Marines. S/F
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    The way I check out posers is if they can't...

    The way I check out posers is if they can't remember their platoon number, I then ask if they can remember their mothers name.
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    What's your point dog? Are you trying to prove...

    What's your point dog? Are you trying to prove that the world is out to **** on you.
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    I'm a bush Marine out of the Nam. It's been said...

    I'm a bush Marine out of the Nam. It's been said that I still hit the bush pretty often. Just saying.<script type="text/javascript"...
  17. Hammer, actually I take the anti-hormone pills to...

    Hammer, actually I take the anti-hormone pills to cut down on the hormones. The women in my family say that our excess hormones is the family curse, of course we men say it's the family...
  18. I forgot all about the T-shirts. Dave, legal...

    I forgot all about the T-shirts. Dave, legal opinion, is there a problem with a big green weenie with the words MY Marine under it? Or, our motto, when a Marine says spread em, those ain't just...
  19. I think that she is in ecstasy now that she is...

    I think that she is in ecstasy now that she is one of our satisfied customers. I can always depend on my partner Billy. I told her that as a customer she'd get the privileged customer rate on...
  20. Maybe we ought to focus on the after menopause...

    Maybe we ought to focus on the after menopause bunch, they still look OK for the most part.<script type="text/javascript"...
  21. You must not be aware that Billy always insisted...

    You must not be aware that Billy always insisted on being inside the inflatables. He said they'd be more lifelike that way. The problem must be that little hole Billy always made in the end, he...
  22. Buttttttt, we may need the Corpsmen if we receive...

    Buttttttt, we may need the Corpsmen if we receive a false negative on one of the young ladies medical and Billy gets the clap again.

    I don't like spending all that money on medical cures and...
  23. Billy, after thinking about it hopefully it will...

    Billy, after thinking about it hopefully it will be difficult to find any gay Marines, therefore I think we ought consider hiring some Corpsmen for certain, delicate issues, of our business. Just...
  24. OK Chuck, I'll give you test run. The money is...

    OK Chuck, I'll give you test run. The money is not very good in the beginning but you do get all you can eat.<script type="text/javascript"...
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    Well then, I'm glad to have served all of my time...

    Well then, I'm glad to have served all of my time in the Old Corps. Riven37, I must have also ****ed somebody off because I served all of my time in the 5th Marines as well back in 68. And yes, our...
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