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<DD>The Dot * FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP.

<DD><DD><DD>For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or...

: An Irish Birthday Story

Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.
It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all
been able to walk on water on...

Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?

Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland

Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He...

It is just another working day at the brothel. The guys are coming, the cash is coming, and the girls are faking it. Suddenly the door opens, and a figure steps through the threshold, silhouetted...

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy , clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked...

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife ...

After 35 years of marriage

I decided to try to put a little spark into the evening. So ... I took off all my clothes in the hallway, tied a towel around my neck and flung open the door to the...

Retired Military

There was a retired Sailor named Jim who started his new job at WalMart after spending more than 30 years in the Navy.
He was an excellent employee with a superb work ethic....

A simple message about life choices!

I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green.

A carload of young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American...

The Priest

The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock...

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Old Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their room and says to his wife, "Notice anything...

Slang Education


A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about “pussy,” and their “B**ch.” The boy, confused by this, approaches his mother after school. “Mom, what’s a pussy?” ...

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Lil Johnny

Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"

"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.

Confused, the father asked little...

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise...

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A gaggle of geese
A herd of deer
A pride of lions
A school of fish
A murder of crows
An exaltation of doves.

The owls are really wise so they are called a parliament of owls.

My favorite...

In Loozianna


One of our members from Texas was over in Louisiana, and wound up down in Terrebonne Parish, at a local bar. He heard there was an old voodooo woman who could make or remove...

OLD WEST PHRASES . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . that Will Never Sound The Same After "Brokeback Mountain"...





1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

Dare you not to laugh


Older Patients are already crabby when they arrive:

Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all...

A gas station owner near Camden , Alabama was trying to increase his


sales. So he put up a sign that read, “Free Sex with Fill-Up."

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and...

A guy stranded on an island for years sees a lady in scuba gear come out of the surf. He thinks, 'I'm saved.'
She pulls down the zipper of her wet suit a little and says,"You want a cigarette?" ...

A cardiologist died.. and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled...