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We change O'Hare Field in Chi-town to Daley International? I voted Henderson but it does belong to the Solomons. If they want to change it, how about Sgt. Major Fouza Airport. Never...

Know what you mean.
Had a small argument with my ex (we actually get along since we don't have to live together). Have a bad image of dead marines from some chem attack - who screwed up?!. My ex...

Well,
Saddam is on TV now, but it somehow doesn't look like him! Nobody as old as he looks could outrun a cruise-missile or an F-117. He needs more excercise - a couple more cruises and a...

C'mon, c'mon!
You shoot them, it's over. Where are OJ's lawyers when you need them? With a little bit of creativity, the protestors who caused/contributed to property damage (fender-benders)...

Jim R.
How DOES this thing work?!? I enlisted 22/10/65 and my number was 2178952 - one below me and three above and I think the rest were all 22*****. Was it maybe a regional thing? Tied into a...

Took the USNS Upshur to the Nam; found out later that my uncle had taken the same ship from the East coast when he was stationed in Germany (only bout 6 years difference in our ages, Granpa was a...

When spelling Marine Corps
The "C" is also capitalized. Petty, huh? Don't bet the house on that.
No one is trying to "disencourage" you, here. Just want to let you KNOW that you will have to...

My brother asked me about Boot Camp when I got leave; "I just can't explain it, you have to do it".

Ah, Yes! Lovely San Diego! The shimmering sands, the sun glinting off the quonset huts (...

Just a cuople more:

"There it is." "geek" Hamburger Hill,
"Bro!" "Doc" Hamburger Hill,
"Fair is fair, colonel. If I slug Hawkeye and nail Hotlips, can I go home?" M*A*S*H.

This is so petty,
I hope I'm the only one to reply! Everybody else should be rolling on the floor, screaming at the monitor, punching holes in the wall, or writing obscene notes to various...

Hold fire!
'til we git a clear target! I'm not excusing the SOB (I don't believe the GWSyndrome defense) but there is the chance. It's how this country works, 'member. Personally, I'm with...

Corpsman?
That's a Marine who never got told it! Welcome aboard!

Nobody likes Bonds! Yeah he's good, even great, but so what! You want a role model and great player come to Chi-town - Sammi Sosa, Mark Grace (oops! detour to Az), Ron Santo, Billy Williams and the...

Check the Hymn, man. You're on the wrong side of the wire!

Yeah, but look out - when the big one hits, it's gonna be 100% humidity.

Did my tour with the 9th Eng at ChuLai, Late March '67 into June'68. Sounds like me and "Mineman" just missed - Hell, he wouldn't have noticed and NFG like me anyway. Probably would have found a way...

the beer ration - it probably would have been that Korean crap and that horse was defintely terminal.

I'ld say you gotta be making these up, 'cept my kids work at the local Bakers Square and posted on the blackboard: Today's Special: Baby Seal Club and Grilled Porpoise. Management didn't catch on...

welder in an engineer battalion at ChuLai. Never fired my rifle at someone, tho I did duck a few rockets and outrun a couple mortar rounds to the bunker - does that count!? And it was real fun...

You see any N Koreans in Washington? People: It's the Forgotten Victory.

for what it's worth, my father packed a radio on Guadalcanal and said he bumped into a couple code-talkers. Said they did one hell of a job! But they had to deal with a lot of prejudice (this from a...

October, two other jarheads and I were getting our final physicals and passed a "female" type officer - I was the only one who saluted her and you don't wanna know the crap I got about it. What's...

the Navy never learned about latrines. Putting the "relief" station in the bow! Clear the rail, men! The Chief's in the head!

anyone's got an M1A1 out there - the traffic is hell around Chitown.

There goes that senility thing again. I meant "taller than him." I think only "Chesty" ( the bull-dog) was smaller. And don't step on my @#%$@#$ ice-plants!