Dear: UGLY OLD MAN

Advice for women from an Ugly Old Man, I will answer any and all questions about women according to what I have learned from them. ~LMAO ~

<b>Drink is the way to a man's heart </b>

A new survey finds 20% of women found consuming alcohol the best preparation for seducing a man.



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Cooking him dinner is also seen as a way to his heart, as were wearing tight clothes and getting the man drunk.

what does that constitute for me? I know I'm ugly but what about being young with all of my hair at least until Aug 5 when i become a door knob....