If the Marines can have a "funnies" section, why not poolees?
One day, little Timmy went on a school trip with his classmates to the Metropolitan Museum of Arts in N.Y.C. At the museum he saw a lot of interesting sights and rare works of arts, when he got to the mummy exhibition, a question suddenly popped into his head.
Little Timmy: Mrs. Splooginhand, do you think it was very expensive for the ancient Egyptians to mummify themselves?
Mrs. Splooginhand: Why, yes little Timmy, I would assume it did indeed cost a lot of money! In fact, one might say it cost them their lives! :D
I'm a poolee, not a comedian. I tried.
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