If I was you I would figure out...
A way to stick some fuzz on your head.
Maybe you can go into a barber shop and ask them for the hair they cut off and used crazy glue to stick it on your head, otherwise the D.I. is gona have a field day with you.
He'll yell at you for depriving a barbershop employee of his living, his kids are now going to starve because if everyone did what you did, he would be unemployed.
Maybe you cn go to one of those places that rents things out, like a rent-a-hair for a day place.
Or, maybe just knock someone up aside the hed and cut off some of their hair to paste on your head.
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He'll yell at you for making the marine Corp look back, your cover will not fit, his whole platoon now will have to get a complete shave job all because of you.
Boy, you is in trouble