Hillary's Funeral Arrangements

Hillary Clinton goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While she is on a tour of Jerusalem she suffers a heart attack and dies.
> The undertaker tells the Americans accompanying her, "You can have her shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for just $100".
> The Americans go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Hillary shipped home.
> The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship her home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?
> The American diplomats reply, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.'

Now that's funny......

ROFLMBO... :thumbup:

NO-JOKE-

Hillray's gwanna be jes like
NOBODY's Fonda Jane.

ALL she gwanna have to do is
let the word out she feelin SICKLY-

you'll see troops forming up into lines-
each with the hope to Urin8 into her
casket-

IF they miss that chance -
they's not gwanna even need
a pi$$tube at her grave

I hope to Hell that she loses everything she has. I want to see her dragged through the blood of her victims. She is one evil azzwipe piece of scum......just saying

Until then she’ll be rolling around in the Mud where she belongs

Jack.....are saying shes a PIG......

My Deplorable beautiful brother Billy we cannot in good faith ever shame a Pig with such disregard RodHam is actually a Brush Hog !!!

Thanks Jack......I was thinking.....Jack has never verbally abused a dumb animal before. Comparing Hillary to a pig, should be felony animal abuse.....

Yes I totally agree what a Deplorable low thing too do Insult a Pig w/that of a communist liberal piece of Chit please except my apologies :cry: now I’ve gotta get back too wrapping bacon w/bacon for chow call :banana: