Jeff Foxworthy's joke on muslims

[clansman5]

I know there is a place in the forums for jokes,but didn't have the time to search it,so here it is.


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"YOU MIGHT BE A MUSLIM IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. Your cousin is president of the United States

11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.







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[OLE SARG]

Pretty much true!!!!!!!!!!

SEMPER FI,

[Gunner 0313]

I know there is a place in the forums for jokes,but didn't have the time to search it,so here it is.


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"YOU MIGHT BE A MUSLIM IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. Your cousin is president of the United States

11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.







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:flag:Bump !

[Big Jim]

LOL.....NOW THAT'S FUNNY RIGHT THERE...I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE....!!
:thumbup::p:thumbup:

[PetrifiedPops]

In the interest of integrity, the "joke" is not from Jeff Foxworthy. Check out Snopes.com for more information.

[PJones64]

Why would a thread more than four years old even be commented on?

[josephd]

Why would a thread more than four years old even be commented on?

because people don't know proper forum etiquette and these forums pop up on major search engines