View Full Version : My doc told me not to wear thongs...LOL

09-22-03, 04:46 PM
Okay, so I recently had a full physical..

and the doc has scheduled me for a Cardiac Stress Test to be on the safe side. It seems I'm ok, EKG showed a heart of a young child, he said.

But because I will soon turn 55, he wants to give me a treadmill test

and the instructions he send along say;

1. wear loose fitting clothes, such as pants or walking shorts with a button down blouse. Please do not wear jumpsuits or a dresses.

2. Wear tennis shoes or comfortable shoes. Do Not wear high heels, sandals, or thongs.

3. DO NOT eat 2 hours prior to the test. Avoids caffeine 24 hours prior to the test.

First of all, I don't own a button down blouse or a dress.

Second I don't own any high heels and if I wear a thong (not that I do) how can they tell if I'm wearing walking shorts?


09-22-03, 06:51 PM
LMAO Sparrow, they mean the footwear kind

Thongs (http://www.thongs.com.au/thongs.php) :dazed:

09-22-03, 07:21 PM
Make a deal with the Doc to 86 the thong in exchange for one cup of coffee. Got to get those RPMs up there in the morning!

09-22-03, 07:36 PM
take one.
Sorry I only drew one thong. I don't know what happened to the other.:)