You are not going to believe this....

[Rob Parry]

This happened about 20 miles from us. It wasn't me, I demand proof, evidence, deny everything. May I now have my make-up back?


http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01683/Pendennis_1683141c.jpg

A transvestite had sex with a dog in the moat of an English Heritage castle.

The cross-dressing man was caught with the animal in the dry moat of King Henry VIII's Pendennis Castle overlooking Falmouth Bay in Cornwall.
The 33-year-old mounted the pet after it chased him out of sight of its woman owner.

The owner had been walking around the ancient castle with a friend when the pair spotted the lone transvestite on the morning of Saturday July 10th at around a quarter to twelve.
He was wearing a black dress and walking around the steep-walled, empty moat.
As the two ladies spotted the cross dresser he ran away. Later one of the dogs chased after the man; by the time the women had caught up, the man was having sex with the pet.
Castle staff then restrained the man while police were called.
Pendennis Castle, managed by English Heritage, is a popular family tourist attraction and was heaving with visitors in high season.
He was escorted home and later made a "full and frank confession", and received a caution for outraging public decency.
A police spokesman said: "Other agencies were liaised with and he was handed over to them".
A spokesman for English Heritage said:"This was a very rare incident".

[Zulu 36]

Old King Henry VIII must be rolling over in his grave. :sick:

[Rob Parry]

Old King Henry VIII must be rolling over in his grave. :sick:



Not with that crazy ass lover in sight. :D

[Zulu 36]

Good point.

[NoRemorse]

Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter-accusations

[SlingerDun]

discovered banging a dog in a dry moat, where's a cauldron of hot oil when you need onehttp://www.leatherneck.com/forums/images/icons/icon6.gif was it a biatch dog?



a popular family tourist attraction and was heaving with visitorshehehe woooooo:cool:

[Rob Parry]

It's all in the language. Banging a dog would initially be construed as a male of the species Homo Erectus having a physical sexual relationship with a slightly less than attractive female of the species.

In this case banging a dog has a less than salubrious factual side. The poor animal is in therapy. It was reported locally that she cried afterwards, "That barsteward never even asked my name or called the next day."

[SlingerDun]

therapy of course for sure it's gonna take more than few stitches to heal that "style" of trauma

[Chewey A084739]

. The poor animal is in therapy. It was reported locally that she cried afterwards, "That barsteward never even asked my name or called the next day."



so when are you going to call her then ?

[TMM54]

I love the British manner of expression: "It was a very rare incident." We can only hope so. Semper Fi, Tom

[awbrown1462]

don't drink so much next time LOL

[Vandrel]

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[Phantom Blooper]

Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter-accusations

I know nothing, I hear nothing, I see nothing.... Sgt. Shultz Hogans Heroes