Sgt Sostand
09-17-03, 09:24 AM
A guy goes to the Government to interview for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?"
The guy says, "Why yes, in fact, I served two tour
in Vietnam."
"Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your
favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities?"
The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled. During a
battle, an explosion removed my two private parts so
they declared me disabled, but it doesn't affect
my ability to work."
"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some
good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our
working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10, and
we'll get you started."
The guy says, "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why
do you want me to come at 10?"
"Well, here at the government, we don't do anything
but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two
hours. No point of your coming in for that.
:banana:
The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?"
The guy says, "Why yes, in fact, I served two tour
in Vietnam."
"Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your
favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities?"
The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled. During a
battle, an explosion removed my two private parts so
they declared me disabled, but it doesn't affect
my ability to work."
"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some
good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our
working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10, and
we'll get you started."
The guy says, "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why
do you want me to come at 10?"
"Well, here at the government, we don't do anything
but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two
hours. No point of your coming in for that.
:banana: