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PenguinPuncherr
07-03-10, 03:51 PM
This is your last chance females, you may read something you wish you didn't!

LOL

Now with that out of the way, a conversation came up with my girlfriend about the trimming of downstairs during boot camp... Basically, Do you have time to trim your pubes or does everyone graduate with an Osama Bin Laden?
:sick:
Sorry in advance for the awkward question!

Zulu 36
07-03-10, 04:42 PM
This is your last chance females, you may read something you wish you didn't!

LOL

Now with that out of the way, a conversation came up with my girlfriend about the trimming of downstairs during boot camp... Basically, Do you have time to trim your pubes or does everyone graduate with an Osama Bin Laden?
:sick:
Sorry in advance for the awkward question!


Sweet Jesus! Are you friggin' serious? No, you WON'T have time. You won't even have enough time to shave your face or shower never mind anything else.

Save the bandwidth for something serious.

Komenko
07-03-10, 04:50 PM
ROFLMFAO seriously its not going to hurt to stop trimming down there for 3 months. if you do that during boot camp you'll have a lot of problems. for one you will be sweating more than usual, you could break out in a heat rash, and it would itch like hell in the heat. Also random trips to the pit would make it worse. I'd advise against doing it a month out from shipping off. besides the only thing that is going to be shaved is that cue ball head of yours!

:yes::banana::no:

PenguinPuncherr
07-03-10, 04:56 PM
LOL Thanks for the heads up! :):thumbup:

WXSgt
07-03-10, 05:02 PM
My platoon was so nasty when I went through that that the series commander gave ua hygiene time during our letter writing time so we had bout no **** an hour to ourselves. Weird I know so go head do what you need to but be prepared for the consequences

DrZ
07-03-10, 05:40 PM
This is your last chance females, you may read something you wish you didn't!

LOL

Now with that out of the way, a conversation came up with my girlfriend about the trimming of downstairs during boot camp... Basically, Do you have time to trim your pubes or does everyone graduate with an Osama Bin Laden?
:sick:
Sorry in advance for the awkward question!


Please tell me this is a joke. When you hit boot, you will be running, exercising, sitting through a few classes, or maybe even getting part of a morning on Sunday to write a few lines to your parents. Everyone gets religious on Sundays...because typically Sunday services are held somewhere that might have AC and might be dark....so you can grab another hour of sleep.

In the morning, you will get maybe 5 minutes to sh!t, shower, and shave...and it damn well better be a good shave. You might want to get used to the concept that you will stink...but everyone else will stick just as bad.

Don't sweat the petty sh!t and just work towards the goal of earning your Eagle, Globe, and Anchor.

Wyoming
07-03-10, 05:45 PM
1 7y ear s ol dan d aj ees u sa chf u ck ing k ee rie s tq ues t io nli k et his f or gaw d ss ake c an 'ty o uc ome u pw ith s om eth i ng ser i ou sIt i sg onn a be hel l to pay i ffe n yo ukn o ck upy o ur GFa t yo ura g e.

WXSgt
07-03-10, 06:03 PM
1 7y ear s ol dan d aj ees u sa chf u ck ing k ee rie s tq ues t io nli k et his f or gaw d ss ake c an 'ty o uc ome u pw ith s om eth i ng ser i ou sIt i sg onn a be hel l to pay i ffe n yo ukn o ck upy o ur GFa t yo ura g e.

Huh?

Kegler300
07-03-10, 06:05 PM
Um...are you gay???

Wyoming
07-03-10, 06:07 PM
Huh?

Exactly.

1,2,3,1,2,3.

Phantom Blooper
07-03-10, 06:37 PM
On your free time...and hygiene time....shave your pubic area into the shape of a heart.....

Then during your hygiene inspection when your drill instructor asks, "If any recruit having a problem...wishing to speak to myself or the series GYSGT or series commander....Take one step forward!"

Then shout...

"This recruit wants to show you sumptin',sir!"

When he asks,"What's the problem...maggot?"

Tell him,"Cupid paid a visit to you and does the Marine Corps have a cosmetology MOS!"

This is about as stupid as the original question...nothing to do with boot camp at all.

High school shiat!

:evilgrin:

Vandrel
07-03-10, 08:02 PM
You'll be lucky to have enough time to wipe your ass

PenguinPuncherr
07-03-10, 09:02 PM
1 7y ear s ol dan d aj ees u sa chf u ck ing k ee rie s tq ues t io nli k et his f or gaw d ss ake c an 'ty o uc ome u pw ith s om eth i ng ser i ou sIt i sg onn a be hel l to pay i ffe n yo ukn o ck upy o ur GFa t yo ura g e.

17 years old and jesus f****ing christ question like this for god's sake can you come up with something serious? It is gonna to be hell to if ?????? occupy ??????? your age. ???????


Um...are you gay???
Negative.

sparkie
07-03-10, 09:27 PM
I'm gonna puke,,,,,,,

Komenko
07-03-10, 09:32 PM
I'm gonna puke,,,,,,,

now you ain't hip if its a jungle down there. no woman wants a Tarzan! Porn Star look is in these days. why do you think women shave down there?

TunTvrnWarrior
07-03-10, 10:13 PM
You'll be lucky to have enough time to wipe your ass He aint kidding.

Quinbo
07-03-10, 10:45 PM
Men shave their balls? What are you a porn star or something?

Vandrel
07-04-10, 02:32 PM
It is gonna to be hell to if ?????? occupy ??????? your age. ???????


sIt i sg onn a be hel l to pay i ffe n yo ukn o ck upy o ur GFa t yo ura g e.

It's gonna be hell to pay if you knock up your girlfriend at your age

Komenko
07-04-10, 03:04 PM
Men shave their balls? What are you a porn star or something?

lol my wife thinks I am! :D

crazymjb
07-05-10, 09:18 PM
No, and if by the grace of god you had time, you don't want the extra attention. Also, celulitus is all the rage on Parris Island, you really don't want that on your happy place.

Mike

Gunner 0313
07-05-10, 09:40 PM
:flag:Fanook !

Sgt Leprechaun
07-05-10, 11:30 PM
Sweet jumpin John Holmes Batman.

Of all the inane questions I've seen in the years I've been here, this one ranks right up there.

I grow weary.