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CQB0316
06-18-10, 04:59 AM
SOME PEOPLE SHOULD JUST BE TAKEN OUT AND SHOT!!

Teenager Passes Out Marrying Cow He Had Sex With

A Balinese teenager caught in the act of intercourse with a cow passed out on Friday when he was forced to marry the animal in a ceremony witnessed by hundreds of curious onlookers.

As the Jakarta Globe reported earlier in the day, Ngurah Alit, 18, an unemployed youth from the seaside village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana, was caught stark naked positioned behind the cow in a rice paddy field.

In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments.

As part of a Pecaruan ritual, a ceremony to cleanse the village of the unholy act of a man mating with a cow, Alit was forced to “marry” the animal.

Alit, however, according to Detik.com, passed out surrounded by locals and police, who were attempting to prevent a number of journalists from covering the spectacle.

It is unclear whether or not he got to say “I do.”

Alit’s collapse prompted his mother to begin screaming hysterically, while other family members shouted at photographers not to take pictures.

“Poor kid. He’s actually a quiet kid,” said one villager.

As part of the ceremony, Alit’s victim and new bride was drowned in ocean.

Alit, on the other hand, was symbolically drowned and bathed on the beach.

“Only his clothes were thrown into the sea,” the villager said.

Village chief Ida Bagus Legawa declared that the village had been “cleansed” from the “defilement from the incident.”

MintusMaximus
06-18-10, 05:16 AM
...mmm cow.

Marine84
06-18-10, 07:43 AM
OK..................NOW I have heard it all!

TJR1070
06-18-10, 07:49 AM
Good thing they drowned the cow, that burger might have tasted a little different.

firedog974
06-18-10, 08:14 AM
“Poor kid. He’s actually a quiet kid,” said one villager.


He is quiet because HE IS ****ING COWS!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Lynn2
06-18-10, 09:25 AM
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An excerpt from a WW2 Marines letter home as posted on a WW2 history forum:


"In the Corps we had liars, thieves, criminals, "azzholes", jerks, misfits, con-artists, cowards and other less than admirable characters. In N.Z. we had a Marine corn hole a sheep, with two others holding the sheep down. I could go on with this but I wont.

In short, Marines are not that different than the general population, but on occasion they work together well, especially in combat."
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CQB0316
06-18-10, 09:31 AM
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, criminals, "azzholes", jerks, misfits, con-artists, cowards and other less than admirable characters. In N.Z. we had a Marine corn hole a sheep, with two others holding the sheep down. I could go on with this but I wont.

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Like I said, some people should be taken out and shot

ameriken
06-18-10, 10:14 AM
In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments.



Didn't he mean the cow 'mooed' him?

0351Griggs
06-18-10, 10:32 AM
Didn't he mean the cow 'mooed' him?

Hilarious

vipere6
06-18-10, 10:55 AM
Pretty sick.

Lynn2
06-18-10, 01:49 PM
Maybe people talk different today.

But if I had a $1 for every farm boy I served with in the 1960's that "knew somebody" that got it on with animals I'd be slightly richer than I am today.

True stories? Well not being a farm boy I have no idea.

But many times those stories had great detail.

kenrobg30
06-18-10, 02:31 PM
This is funny, Sick, but funny!! I have sworn off, reading the funnies, and comic books. This si a lot more fun !! :banana: Ken

3043pog
06-18-10, 05:18 PM
Chain up the women,and hide the sheep! Oo-Rah!

hbharrison
06-18-10, 05:29 PM
D******MN now thats a picture I didn't need in my head, WOW :sick:

USNAviator
06-18-10, 05:53 PM
Anyone know where they are Registered? I'd like to send a gift. Maybe some steaks?? Nah!

Marine84
06-18-10, 09:14 PM
Now I know some of you country boys have heard this before - it's called "stump breaking". I bet Jack's done it!

USNAviator
06-18-10, 09:22 PM
Now I know some of you country boys have heard this before - it's called "stump breaking". I bet Jack's done it!


Raised in Virginia, haven't heard that term in many years. LOL Know few boys who still pine for their first "love" ;)

bootlace15
06-18-10, 10:18 PM
utterly crazy