Naked Marine Charged With DWI......

[Phantom Blooper]

Marine charged with DWI after wrecking motorcycle while naked <br />
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June 11, 2010 12:41 PM <br />
DAILY NEWS STAFF <br />
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Updated at 4:58 p.m. to include Sheals' condition. <br />
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State troopers told multiple media...

[usmc3521]

charged with all of that...........thats the kind of Marine I want leading me. One who isnt even responsible to have a valid driver license. How frickin unsat can you get!

[Kegler300]

Ol' Gunny Sheals...glad he did this after I dropped him from our command...

http://images.onset.freedom.com/jdn/medium/l3vai2-l3vah825297106400432710924100000229026264149718236 5251n.jpg

[Wyoming]

She (Smith) managed to walk or crawl a third of a mile for help despite a broken arm and leg.
I'd do her.:thumbup:





Ol' Gunny Sheals...glad he did this after I dropped him from our command...
Details, details. All the gory details.

[Phantom Blooper]

I'd do her.:thumbup:

Shiat Al....your going to be doooooed out with ALL these threads that are posted that have a woman in them....

Next thing you know....you are going to have to haul a couple of old claw footed bath tubs to the end of the cornfield and wait either 36 hours or hopefully only 4!:evilgrin:

[temarti]

talk about road rash

[Wyoming]

Yea, but Chuck, that sounds like one tough broad.

[tdrt]

but but why were they nakie?

[Phantom Blooper]

but but why were they nakie?



What would you do for a Klondike bar.....

The heat of the moment....

Liked the feel of leather....

needed a cigarette...the feel of the cool breeze...like a York peppermint patty on ones naked skin...just something to do....being a dumbass....ran out of condoms...checking to see if the muffler was hot.....full moon....

????????????????????????:evilgrin:

[Rocky C]

but but why were they nakie?


Two people just Hanging out together...:banana:

[Wyoming]

but but why were they nakie?

... because they could.

[Gunner 0313]

:flag:Must have been a great party.

[tdrt]

surprised he didn't a ticket for indecent exposure -- unless it got road-burned off...caught in the spokes....yanked and banked a little to hard on the down slide....maybe she was using it as a grip and ripped it off...a squirrel munched while waiting for the ambulance....

[Danny C Smith]

Sounds like something a fvckin' Grunt would do
in his off time:banana:
Get busted to a sorry ass, no rank, sand kickin' non-rate pvt.
Then start over until forced to retire.
Hell, Sounds like some OLD CORPS MARINES I've read about.
Gotta have some fun on libbo.

[Wyoming]

Sounds like something a fvckin' Grunt would do
in his off time:banana:
Get busted to a sorry ass, no rank, sand kickin' non-rate pvt.
Then start over until forced to retire.
Hell, Sounds like some OLD CORPS MARINES I've read about.
Gotta have some fun on libbo.

Yeah, and musta been some good 'tang.

[Danny C Smith]

Yeah, and musta been some good 'tang.

Big Al, I know you know this. An old saying.
When it comes to 'tang and beer.
It's all good. Whatever the brand.:thumbup:

[Wyoming]

Big Al, I know you know this. An old saying.
When it comes to 'tang and beer.
It's all good. Whatever the brand.:thumbup:

That be true Danny.

Ain't NEVER had no bad 'tang.

Some just a little better than the other.

'course the last piece o'tang I ripped off was damm good.:D

[Carpshooter]

How bad was that motorcycle hurt ? :(

[JimmyK]

Great, I cant even imagine the safety briefs were gonna have after this one. We already get motorcycle and DUI lectures till our ears bleed now we have to have one for not doing it all naked.

[Phantom Blooper]

It doesn't take much in a thread to get a shiat load of views in a couple hours when ya change the headline and put "Naked" first instead of last....


I can tell it's a Friday....on LN.:evilgrin:

[Old Marine]

Makes you wonder what the Gunny does in his spare time.

[jetdawgg]

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