F'n boots ****bag of the month : June

[CQB0316]

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This F'n turd checked into his unit and was ordered to remove his Alphas blouse... WTF?? I need the Lance Corporal underground to identify this fat slob!

OMFG

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[CplAllen]

This MUST be a joke.

[gkmoz]

Hey ! Hes in better shape then me !! LOL ! :evilgrin:

[firedog974]

That facebook page is the funniest **** I have seen in a long time. Whoever came up with it is brilliant. There must be 30 or 40 different bull**** links to "friends" that have some hand in making that page. Guys like Gunny Saltydog and Lcpl Schmuckatelli. Too bad I am a friggin POG, so I need to stay the hell out. Funny **** though.

[BR34]

The tailors at his MOS school failed him.

[CQB0316]

The tailors at his MOS school failed him.

By the looks of it, the POS definitely failed himself.

[Danny C Smith]

That young fellow needs some serious PT.
I think I would rather shoot myself than check in
like that. Although I did check in with hair a bit
to long once. Never again! lol.

Smitty:usmc:

[hbharrison]

Dye his hair blond and he would pass for onr of the guys in my old unit every time he went on liberty he come back looking like that the ol man would blow a gasket every time PT him into the ground some times never new what happened to him just one day he was gone. But this Marine if he is a Marine needs some PT.:!::D

[montana]

the way id look if i tried to get into the uniform i wore home in 70...well maybe not quite that bad

[kenrobg30]

!50, when I got to PI.
160, when I graduated
170, when i was recalled for my cruise to the Orient.
185, when I got to the hospital, in Japan.
180, when I got married.
252, as of last Friday.
Disgusting, isn't it ? :beer: S/F!!! Ken

[ameriken]

!50, when I got to PI.
160, when I graduated
170, when i was recalled for my cruise to the Orient.
185, when I got to the hospital, in Japan.
180, when I got married.
252, as of last Friday.
Disgusting, isn't it ? :beer: S/F!!! Ken

Damn Ken, you need some PT...in another 100 years you're gonna be over 500 lbs! :nerd:

[kenrobg30]

Damn Ken, you need some PT...in another 100 years you're gonna be over 500 lbs! :nerd:

Hell Ken, a month ago I weighed 262 ! I'm losing, just carrying it around ! I'm seriuosly trying to get down to my fighting weight, but I'm not gonna give myself a heart attack doing it. I don't have any problems with my heart, and I'm not about to start any arguments with it. Have a good day, Brother. :D S/F!!! Ken

[sparkie]

!50, when I got to PI.
160, when I graduated
170, when i was recalled for my cruise to the Orient.
185, when I got to the hospital, in Japan.
180, when I got married.
252, as of last Friday.
Disgusting, isn't it ? :beer: S/F!!! Ken


Key word,,,,,Married. [diet or divorce] Choose, grasshopper.

[kenrobg30]

Key word,,,,,Married. [diet or divorce] Choose, grasshopper.

Now, I'm gonna have to think that one over, Sparkie. Do I want to survey a great cook ?? :beer::beer: S/F !!! Ken

[Danny C Smith]

Ha! I looked through some of those pics
on face book.
That freak in the limmo looks like
pee wee freakin' herman. LOL

Glad I never did anything stupid on active duty:confused:
Do admit to being a dumb azz boot in the beginning
but never anything that crazy.


Smitty:usmc:

[sparkie]

Now, I'm gonna have to think that one over, Sparkie. Do I want to survey a great cook ?? :beer::beer: S/F !!! Ken


Shop around.

[SGT7477]

Yup a true HogBody,lol.

[Vandrel]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8202/29726400975227889257821.jpg


Who got ahold of this picture of FattyTheFerret checking into his new unit?

[Izzame2]

Geez! There's a fat body if I ever saw one.In some respects I can sympathize with the guy.While I was in the corps you weren't allowed in cash sales to buy new uniforms without a Sgt. and above with you.It happened on more than a few occasions where we practically pleaded with the Sergeants in the platoon to take us to cash sales.Most of the time when we asked we were just pawned off on someone else because they refused to do it.So what is a Marine to do but, constantly get chewed out for ill fitting or torn uniforms until he can find a Sgt. willing to take time out to take him to cash sales.

[CQB0316]

Geez! There's a fat body if I ever saw one.In some respects I can sympathize with the guy.While I was in the corps you weren't allowed in cash sales to buy new uniforms without a Sgt. and above with you.It happened on more than a few occasions where we practically pleaded with the Sergeants in the platoon to take us to cash sales.Most of the time when we asked we were just pawned off on someone else because they refused to do it.So what is a Marine to do but, constantly get chewed out for ill fitting or torn uniforms until he can find a Sgt. willing to take time out to take him to cash sales.

Wow thats crazy, and the times have deffinitly changed because that policy is not in use anymore. This guy doesnt have an excuse for looking like that.

[yanacek]

Anyone know why this guy isn't wearing his web belt or his field scarf?

[kenrobg30]

Damn Ken, you need some PT...in another 100 years you're gonna be over 500 lbs! :nerd:

Now i'm confused again !! I sent you an answer yesterday, Ken. I quit drinking that cheap stuff !!:beer: S/F!!!~ Ken

[Izzame2]

Wow thats crazy, and the times have deffinitly changed because that policy is not in use anymore. This guy doesnt have an excuse for looking like that.

I'm glad this policy was S**t canned by the Corps it left much to be desired.

You're right about that turd having no excuse.He looks like he could be a national poster child for "Save the Whales".

[TJR1070]

Someone needs to throat chop this nasty, unsat little fat body!

[Rachel M]

Key word,,,,,Married. [diet or divorce] Choose, grasshopper.


My parents got divorced, my dad lost like 30lbs...got married again and now hes bigger then before, my moms getting there too! maybe not getting married is what half of the US needs!!!! :p

[sparkie]

U sayin I'm fat"???????????

[Garyius]

What? Sgt or above to shop at cash sales? Why? When?


Geez! There's a fat body if I ever saw one.In some respects I can sympathize with the guy.While I was in the corps you weren't allowed in cash sales to buy new uniforms without a Sgt. and above with you.It happened on more than a few occasions where we practically pleaded with the Sergeants in the platoon to take us to cash sales.Most of the time when we asked we were just pawned off on someone else because they refused to do it.So what is a Marine to do but, constantly get chewed out for ill fitting or torn uniforms until he can find a Sgt. willing to take time out to take him to cash sales.

[JimEnglish]

What? Sgt or above to shop at cash sales? Why? When?

That's the way it was in the late 70's. You had to be a corporal or above to go there by yourself. The way it usually worked was this: if too many non-rates failed inspection with "unserviceable" uniforms, an unlucky sargent was "volunteered" to escort them to cash sales.
The idea was that younger Marines were not experienced enough to buy uniforms that fit them, and needed an NCO to help them out.

[Quinbo]

That picture has to be staged. There is no way. Well maybe there is. Lot of threads lately saying hi I'm rolly polly but want to join the Marines can you help me lose weight.

[New York]

I think its impossible to be that fat...For one thing, when you leave boot, youre in shape...then again I saw things or "Marines" who graduated who shouldnt have...

anyway MCT/ITB (ITB I was down to 165lbs and left there at that weight) still sort of impossible to get fat unless you got dropped to SAC Co, even then to graduate to go on to check in to your UNIT, you had to be in some what shape..most of got picked up by units, and the POGs went to MOS School...soo heres the reason why I probably think he's a reservist....but I might be wrong...not a grunt thats for sure...

[SGT7477]

Who got ahold of this picture of FattyTheFerret checking into his new unit? Now that is funny.:D

[Vandrel]

^ was starting to wonder if anyone was going to catch that one

[SgtDesertYeti]

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This F'n turd checked into his unit and was ordered to remove his Alphas blouse... WTF?? I need the Lance Corporal underground to identify this fat slob!

OMFG

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8202/29726400975227889257821.jpg

Sad thing is I actually know where this took place. This turd tried checking in like this to his unit ( MWSS374) the summer of... 2010 I think. I don't remember the full story or excuse this guy was giving as to why he was so F**ked up. But I do remember hearing "light duty" a few times. I'll have to ask and see if they admin sep'ed him yet or not.

[ChuckH]

OK, we should start a new thread with a photo of us trying to wear any uniforms we still have from when we were in....
I still have my greens, AND I would be brave enuff to have my wife tahe a pic of me with my blouse half on as I know thats as far as I could get it on... :)

[sparkie]

Musta been after Thanksgiving,,,,,,,,,,

[WXSgt]

My MOS school is a year long about and around the MC Ball we were doing inspections on our boots to make sure their uniforms were good and i had one that had a button almost take out an eye. not as bad as this guy but pretty damn bad. and no its not because of lack of PTing him because 5-6 miles a day was min as well as other fun. and some one asked why no belt probably because they dont make one in a size fat a$$

[DIMAS86]

haha, thats not a half bad idea ChuckH. The skivvy shirt i ***** when i first came in is deffinetly made for a much lighter version of myself. But with this F'n boot stuff, ive got to see a few halarious pics from there. But not having facebook, i don't know if this rumor of it being cancelled is true or not...

[dukesix]

Choke yourself......

[jwkenion]

That's some heavy duty pt there Marine!

[Kegler300]

That's what I'd look like right now if I tried to squeeze into my old uniforms...

[VictoryttBold]

:iwo:10 lbs of sh!t in a 5 lb bag.

[silverdollar]

All the fat kid needs is about five rows of ribbons on that shirt.

[benw2200]

Love it..

[FaDeD]

i would have a fing great time with him, when i was with division, i was in charge of the boot platoon to get the new guys checked in and make sure they were set and give them the basic skills to...

[DrZ]

If I attempted to get into my uniform THESE days.... I would probably look that bad. Went into boot at 235...came out at 190. Now.... at 60.... I weight about 220. Not bad for an old fart who really hasn't done PT since the late 70s.

Any of my LCpls ever looked like that....their fat asses would have been out at Zero Dark Thirty with me until they didn't look like sh!t!

[UsmcdevilMP]

Sad thing is I actually know where this took place. This turd tried checking in like this to his unit ( MWSS374) the summer of... 2010 I think. I don't remember the full story or excuse this guy was giving as to why he was so F**ked up. But I do remember hearing "light duty" a few times. I'll have to ask and see if they admin sep'ed him yet or not.
Is that at the airfield ops building? That doesnt look like the head shed on mainside.

[Yonkers]

Facepalm. Doesnt deserve my rank

[silverdollar]

My cover still fits, my rain coat dosen`t. :(