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Rooger
05-29-10, 09:33 AM
Top this for a speeding ticket....


Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding
enforcement on I-15,just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at
Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check
speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill.
The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading
300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off.
Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar
had in fact locked onto a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low
flying exercise near the location.

Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint
to the USMC Base Commander The reply came back in true USMC style:
Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this incident.
You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet
had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile
radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it,
which is why it shut down.
Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft
had also automatically locked on to your equipment location.
Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the
situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status
and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile
was launched to destroy the hostile radar position.
The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them,
since the video systems on these jets are very high tech. Sergeant Johnson,
the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left
rear molar . It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken
on his holster.


Thank you for your concern. Semper Fi.

hbharrison
05-29-10, 10:14 AM
Well now I would have looked for nothing less from the Marine Commander and I salute the pilot for his restraint and quickness.:thumbup::thumbup:

fjmas1976
05-29-10, 04:25 PM
Top this for a speeding ticket....


Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding
enforcement on I-15,just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at
Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check
speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill.
The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading
300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off.
Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar
had in fact locked onto a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low
flying exercise near the location

This isn't legit. Any Officer who has ever worked with a radar or lidar device knows it would not "automatically" lock onto an approaching aircraft. Also, most handheld devices have a maximum capture speed below 300mph. Funny story, but I don't see it as being true.:usmc:

Ed Palmer
05-29-10, 05:16 PM
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Wyoming
05-29-10, 05:47 PM
This isn't legit. Any Officer who has ever worked with a radar or lidar device knows it would not "automatically" lock onto an approaching aircraft. Also, most handheld devices have a maximum capture speed below 300mph. Funny story, but I don't see it as being true.:usmc:

Jeez, give it a break.

The next thing you are gonna come up with is that Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny ain't real.

Ed Palmer
05-29-10, 06:55 PM
Jeez, give it a break.

The next thing you are gonna come up with is that Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny ain't real.

their not ??

ggyoung
05-29-10, 07:07 PM
Jeez, give it a break.

The next thing you are gonna come up with is that Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny ain't real.

Good one.:D

Born2bUSMC
06-21-10, 07:24 PM
hahahaha "legit" or not thats funny

USMCM38A1
06-21-10, 08:48 PM
Afterall it is just a funny joke

Sgt Jim
06-21-10, 11:03 PM
Blew me out of the water,i thought Santa and the Easter bunny were real

Stumpgunner
07-25-10, 09:48 PM
Well done!

micarr57
07-25-10, 11:39 PM
tooth fairy ain't real eitherthey pulled my teeth and all i got was a fukin bill

AdirondackDog
07-26-10, 12:10 AM
This isn't legit. Any Officer who has ever worked with a radar or lidar device knows it would not "automatically" lock onto an approaching aircraft. Also, most handheld devices have a maximum capture speed below 300mph. Funny story, but I don't see it as being true.:usmc:


You believe this and fail to realize that its a joke. I hope you work in the mail room:confused:

USMC7DG
09-12-10, 04:37 AM
I got this as an email from my mom. Loved it then. Love it even more now. And I'm glad I found it again. And who cares whether it's true or not, if it were true, I'm sure that's EXACTLY what would have happened. And the cops deserve the response they got... Sarcasm and all

sparkie
09-12-10, 08:10 AM
Of course the tooth fairy is a real legit business. If you don't believe it, just shake a spraypaint can. That, my friend, is the end product.

Gees people, use your heads.