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Chewey A084739
05-18-10, 12:28 PM
THE 'PATRIOT MICRO CHIP' is intended to be implanted in terrorists.



The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.



When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God



It comes in various sizes:

http://nibikers.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1101&d=1272808567&thumb=1 (http://nibikers.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1101&d=1272808567)




https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=2a16d90bc4&view=att&th=12858afe0443dc12&attid=0.1.1&disp=emb&zw


The exact size of the implant
will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician.


The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and
nausea, are VERY temporary.


Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.


Please enjoy the security we provide for you.


Best regards

Your local friendly
Marine Corps
:flag:

Ed Palmer
05-18-10, 01:08 PM
you lost your implants here use mine
http://www.tom-phillips.info/images/patriot.microchip/image.02.jpg

jetdawgg
05-18-10, 02:07 PM
Any way to see what the implants look like?:D

Ed Palmer
05-18-10, 02:17 PM
http://www.tom-phillips.info/images/patriot.microchip/image.03.jpg

hussaf
05-18-10, 03:02 PM
These are all invalid attachments/embedded images on my browser. Is it safe to assume these microchips' dimensions are approximately 5.56mm?

Chewey A084739
05-18-10, 09:02 PM
These are all invalid attachments/embedded images on my browser. Is it safe to assume these microchips' dimensions are approximately 5.56mm?

5.56 to 12 mm ;)

Chewey A084739
05-18-10, 09:03 PM
These are all invalid attachments/embedded images on my browser. Is it safe to assume these microchips' dimensions are approximately 5.56mm?

5.56 to 12 mm ;)