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rockstrongo
05-12-10, 01:28 AM
Need any and all Navy jokes. Friend of mine who is in the Navy has been crackin some Marine jokes, and I dont know any to come back with. Help me out with all the Navy jokes you know.

TJR1070
05-12-10, 07:51 AM
Try these reponses to common sailor comments. The Marine Corps is a Department of the Navy.......The Men's Department. We are also a part of the Navy... the best part.

Bdchi1
05-12-10, 10:59 AM
Why are Navy kids so damn mean? Because their dads are Marines!

Garyius
05-12-10, 01:51 PM
80 male seamen and 20 female seamen go out on deployment, 20 women are evaced for advanced pregnancy, 40 couples come back.

WXSgt
05-12-10, 02:24 PM
N.A.V.Y. Never Again Volunteer Yourself

Marine84
05-12-10, 09:11 PM
Squids - the lowest form of Marine life

USNAviator
05-12-10, 09:20 PM
Squids - the lowest form of Marine life

To quote the late and great Jerome "Curly" Howard. "I resemble that remark" :)

Dan

Wyoming
05-12-10, 11:15 PM
To quote the late and great Jerome "Curly" Howard. "I resemble that remark" :)

Dan

Gotta agree.

Corpsmen never bought in any club I was in, then or now!!

... and Naval Aviators could drop some bad ass cover!

And besides, who the **** is rockstrongo?

USMCM38A1
05-13-10, 01:55 AM
A Squid and a Marine are in the bathroom peeing in the urinal, the Squid washes his hands and says smugly -in the Navy they teach us to wash our hands after peeing.The Marine looks at him and says in the Marines they teach us not to pee on our hands.

USNAviator
05-13-10, 04:44 AM
"And besides, who the **** is rockstrongo?"

You're right Al, didn't catch that one!!!

Dan

TJR1070
05-13-10, 07:59 AM
Good idea for thread though.

zx6rdr
05-13-10, 11:13 AM
Why does the Navy use powdered soap?


Its harder to pick up!

BJKpfaller
05-13-10, 12:04 PM
Submarirnes: Only the navy would build a ship designed to sink!!!

WXSgt
05-13-10, 12:11 PM
Why does the Navy use powdered soap?


Its harder to pick up!


that is the best

ggyoung
05-13-10, 12:51 PM
Squids are for kids

mdarlington
07-31-13, 10:30 AM
Think rank structure. Did you hear what the gay whale did to the submarine? He bit the tip off and sucked all the Semen out.

mdarlington
07-31-13, 10:33 AM
The Marines are a Department of the Navy. The Men's Department.