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Phantom Blooper
03-17-10, 06:41 PM
Buttocks unveil almost everything about person's inner world

2007/01/29



Buttocks being one of the sexiest body parts can tell a lot about a person's sexuality and tempter.

Nothing seems more attractive to men than women's backsides in tight jeans. As for women, the majority of them pay attention to men's buttocks first and foremost they find them much more appealing than anything else that a man can boast of.

A man with a nice muscular butt is considered to be strong, persistent and enduring in bed. A girl with a cute little round bottom is sexually active, albeit material and unkind. Symmetrical wrinkles underneath the buttocks stand for reliable, steady and calm individuals, whereas asymmetrical wrinkles expose selfish and greedy people.

Those who have buttocks with so-called "ear-like bulges" on both sides are usually faithful people in love and marriage. Men and women with such buttocks are hopelessly mediocre individuals, though.

Girls with saggy square-shaped buttocks are very kind in their nature: they make very good wives and careful mothers. Those people, whose left buttock is larger than the right one, have to contract marriage as early as possible - it is terribly unhealthy for them to stay single.

On the other hand, the people, whose right buttock is larger than the left one, will have to face a lot of serious problems in their lives (career problems for men and child birth problems for women).

Hairy buttocks speak for very kind and agreeable people, although they also expose their genetic predisposition to illnesses of pelvic organs, first and foremost. One should also bear in mind the fact that parents, who have hairy buttocks, give birth to psychologically unbalanced, short-tempered children. The combination of red hair on the head and black hair on the buttocks may occur for talented and highly emotional people. Grey bottom hair is a vestige of premature impotence for men, whereas red hair reveals their depraved nature.

Birthmarks on the upper area of the buttocks can be usually found with courageous and passionate people. If a person is too serious and reticent, he or she might have birthmarks in the middle part of the buttocks. A lower positioning of a birthmark testifies to problems with potency and procreation. Those individuals, who have a birthmark or two between the "cheeks" are destined to enjoy many years of creation and sex. One must have probably noticed the increasing number of healers, who tell people's lives by their buttocks. Such "experts" say that the left intimate cheek hides the information about the past, while the right cheek tells of a person's talents and potential abilities.:evilgrin:

Osotogary
03-17-10, 06:57 PM
Geez, Phantom, you forgot to include some female buttock pictures, or should I say...examples. :)

ameriken
03-17-10, 08:23 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/34g215l.jpg (http://i41.tinypic.com/34g215l.jpg)

ameriken
03-17-10, 08:24 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2ypaq07.jpg (http://i39.tinypic.com/2ypaq07.jpg)



Buttocks unveil almost everything about person's inner world

Definitely want to learn more about her inner world.

ameriken
03-17-10, 08:25 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/2ngd5kp.jpg (http://i41.tinypic.com/2ngd5kp.jpg)

Osotogary
03-17-10, 09:43 PM
... "experts" say that the left intimate cheek hides the information about the past, while the right cheek tells of a person's talents and potential abilities.

I hate to be a pig about all this but information about the past and talents and potential abilities was the furthest thing from my mind when I looked at those pictures.
Thanks for your contribution, ameriken.

hrscowboy
03-18-10, 12:12 AM
awww hell yeah thats what i like to see...

FistFu68
03-18-10, 02:00 AM
:marine:Learn something new everyday 'bout Myself... My Symmetrical Wrinkled Jock Bottocks that are still tight no wonder I got My Neighbors Mare Stump Broke in only 1 day W/out Hip Boots on :D :banana:

jetdawgg
03-18-10, 07:14 AM
@Phantom Blooper

Mr. Philosophy:D:D

tdrt
03-18-10, 08:59 AM
I see you're posting my pictures again without my consent.

Phantom Blooper
03-18-10, 10:23 AM
I see you're posting my pictures again without my consent.

What type of buttocks do you have?:beer:

Don't ask me mine....because I lost my azz when I had the surgery.....but I do still have dipples.....sorta like a Cheshire cat smiling!:evilgrin:

tdrt
03-18-10, 10:34 AM
What type of buttocks do you have?:beer:

See above pictures :angel:

ameriken
03-18-10, 10:38 AM
See above pictures :angel:
For real, or is that a wish list? :cool:

tdrt
03-18-10, 10:40 AM
LOL -- a little of both. Can't quite get a good view of them personally, but BF seems to like them.

AAV Crewchief
03-18-10, 11:17 AM
Someone should really post that this thread is not safe for work...:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

blackup
03-18-10, 11:25 AM
http://i722.photobucket.com/albums/ww221/Slapaho2009/dat_ass.jpg

Phantom Blooper
03-18-10, 02:59 PM
Whose butt is dat?

I see dimples!:evilgrin:

tdrt
03-18-10, 03:33 PM
Whose butt is dat?

I see dimples!:evilgrin:

LMAO -- I didn't know what to say to that picture but I see you nailed it.

FistFu68
03-18-10, 06:28 PM
:evilgrin: Thats My DARK GREEN Butt Brother from another Mutha :D :iwo: