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Found this on another website. Thought it was funny and wanted to share. Pretty sure it hasn't been on here. Enjoy.
A Marine was deployed to Iraq. While he was there he received a
letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept
with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted the pictures of herself back.
So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and mostly without) to his girlfriend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."
egbutler1
02-23-10, 03:13 AM
Heard that one a few years back, still funny though.
rickyracer
02-23-10, 04:31 AM
Yep it has been here before.
But whatever.
I did that in 1966 when my then girlfriend sent me a "Dear John" letter that arrived on Christmas Eve. I was in Chu Lai at the time.
SGT7477
02-24-10, 02:51 PM
Found this on another website. Thought it was funny and wanted to share. Pretty sure it hasn't been on here. Enjoy.
A Marine was deployed to Iraq. While he was there he received a
letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept
with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted the pictures of herself back.
So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and mostly without) to his girlfriend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."
Good for the *****, lmfao.:D
Rocky C
02-24-10, 03:31 PM
Found this on another website. Thought it was funny and wanted to share. Pretty sure it hasn't been on here. Enjoy.
A Marine was deployed to Iraq. While he was there he received a
letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept
with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted the pictures of herself back.
So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and mostly without) to his girlfriend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."
:thumbup::D
That was done on an episode of M*A*S* H*
Izzame2
02-25-10, 03:51 AM
That was done on an episode of M*A*S* H*
You're absolutely right about that.I was going to post that but,you beat me to the punch.That is why I'm skeptical about this story about the Marines cheating girlfriend story.If it did occur it's quite possible the idea could have been taken from the t.v. show.
Supersquishy
02-25-10, 05:26 AM
That was done on an episode of M*A*S* H*
Ever been to Tony Paco's? hehe I have!