Phantom Blooper
02-10-10, 06:28 AM
Here in Florida before it rained yesterday I needed to spray my lawn for pests and fertilize it so the rain would soak it in to the soil.
My neighbor,when she saw me with a tank on my back, spraying around my yard, asked, "What are you doing?".
I told her, "I'm spraying for Elephants".
She said," I hear loud noises in the woods behind the house at night.....so they must be staying in the woods."
She then replied, "I guess it's working because I haven't seen any at all".
I told her, "I have been spraying and treating the yard every couple months so they shouldn't be a problem."
I said, "This is a guaranteed repellent or my money back and so far it's working."
She said,"Well your lawn looks better than what it did when you and your wife moved in so you must be doing it right."
I said, "Thanks,if you will excuse me I have to finish spraying before the rain comes."
:evilgrin:
My neighbor,when she saw me with a tank on my back, spraying around my yard, asked, "What are you doing?".
I told her, "I'm spraying for Elephants".
She said," I hear loud noises in the woods behind the house at night.....so they must be staying in the woods."
She then replied, "I guess it's working because I haven't seen any at all".
I told her, "I have been spraying and treating the yard every couple months so they shouldn't be a problem."
I said, "This is a guaranteed repellent or my money back and so far it's working."
She said,"Well your lawn looks better than what it did when you and your wife moved in so you must be doing it right."
I said, "Thanks,if you will excuse me I have to finish spraying before the rain comes."
:evilgrin: