You Got The Wrong(est) Item

[Phantom Blooper]

You Got The Wrong(est) Item

Grocery Store | Redlands, CA, USA

(A mother approaches me with her daughter.)

Customer: “I’m hosting some of my daughters friends for the night and I couldn’t find your condoms.” *puts her hand on her daughter’s head* “Lucy is turning 13.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “You know, condoms! Ketchup and mustard. We’re having a BBQ. It’s simple. Where are they?”

Me: “Oh! Condiments.”

Customer: “Yes, condoms. Where are they?”

:evilgrin:

[Marine84]

She MOVED! I met that same chick when she worked at a record store down around Santa Ana!

Me: Do ya'll take checks?

Her: yes, but only with a valid drivers license and major credit card.

Me: I don't have a major credit card, will you accept a military ID?

Her: Do you have a job?

Me: yes, I'm in the military.

Her: yeah, but do you have a job?

Me: Hell no I ain't got a job! I just needed this green card (they were green back then) to get into CA from SC.


I thought I was in the worst Laurel & Hardy film EVER!

[Osotogary]

Condoms, condiments...the same thing. They are both additions. LOL.