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trancemasta
11-28-09, 01:22 PM
Can you be DQd from joining due to hemroids?

thewookie
11-28-09, 01:30 PM
Are they currently hanging out of your a$$?

trancemasta
11-28-09, 01:52 PM
no it's internal

thewookie
11-28-09, 01:57 PM
I'm no doctor, but I think you'll be okay. You got a little red stuff on your poopy? Hemorrhoids usually are not dangerous or life threatening. One of the causes of internal hemorrhoids is anal sex: good luck with that. Just saying... :confused:

http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/hemorrhoids/

trancemasta
11-28-09, 02:03 PM
lmao oh man that had me laughing. But I got mine due to stressing on the toilet. But do they ask you at MEPS? Do you even have to mention it or will they be able to tell when they have you bend over? Also can you use preparation H at boot camp? DO they sell it at the PX

SGT7477
11-28-09, 02:07 PM
I'm no doctor, but I think you'll be okay. You got a little red stuff on your poopy? Hemorrhoids usually are not dangerous or life threatening. One of the causes of internal hemorrhoids is anal sex: good luck with that. Just saying... :confused:

http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/hemorrhoids/
LMFAO,:D

Kegler300
11-28-09, 03:45 PM
Going to field, combat, etc., and eating MRE's and not ****ting for days won't help...

Sgt Leprechaun
11-28-09, 07:02 PM
Worst......thread.....ever....

http://www.wildmanstevebrill.com/JPEG%27S/Images,%20General/PreparationH.jpg

FYI unless they are like, hanging out or causing major problems requiring surgery, it shouldn't be an issue.

I'll give you credit for having the stones to ask that one.

sparkie
11-28-09, 07:30 PM
I ain't even goin there. You just joined the post of the month club.

SlingerDun
11-28-09, 08:18 PM
...I got mine due to stressing on the toiletYou could be roid free before the MEPS physical if you pay attention to detail and do exactly as i say when i say: Buy a jug of stool softener and use it diligently per directions and or incorporate bran cereals into your daily diet. Believe it or not, relieving your bowels does not have to be a monumental effort and when it's not, swelling subsides.

Hit the DVR before entering the head. That way you can close the door and when The Hannah Montana opening theme song begins you won't have to fire off a backed up log in record time

--->Dave

Marine84
11-28-09, 10:33 PM
I got nothing.

Phantom Blooper
11-28-09, 10:44 PM
Anorectal.

Current anal fissure or anal fistula (565) is disqualifying.

Current or history of anal or rectal polyp (569.0), prolapse (569.1), stricture (569.2), or fecal incontinence (787.6) within the last 2 years is disqualifying.

Current hemorrhoid (internal or external), when large, symptomatic, or with a history of bleeding (455) within the last 60 days, is disqualifying.




:evilgrin:

echo3oscar1833
11-28-09, 11:17 PM
This thread has more information than I even need to know!!! :scared:

Fubar5812
11-29-09, 12:21 AM
i got em at Bootcamp, SDI made me yell it to the whole platoon when I came back from medical "SIR! THIS RECRUIT HAS HEMORRHOIDS SIR!" they give you witch hazel and stuff, really not a big deal.

trancemasta
11-29-09, 03:50 PM
Damn yea sometimes I use the suppositories not everyday or anything like that. And I havent noticed any bleeding in the past 60 days. I was just wondering if you go into bootcamp do you get issued some type of prepH or is it accessible at the PX

mjhpgh
11-29-09, 04:09 PM
Isn't this site the **** ! You learn all kinds of stuff here .

Phantom Blooper
11-29-09, 04:18 PM
The only thing we had in 1973 was Duraglit.:evilgrin:

trancemasta
11-29-09, 04:20 PM
Im sure id be fine using one once a week or something. Could prepH be sent in care packages in Boot Camp?

Zulu 36
11-29-09, 04:21 PM
The problem with severe hemorrhoids is not just the discomfort and pain, but should they rupture, the bleeding is very serious and potentially fatal. I've actually had a patient when I was a paramedic who had ruptured hemorrhoids and the scene was a bloody mess. We had to put two IV's of Ringer's Lactate in him to keep him from checking out and it was still a close thing.

Mild hemorrhoids are mainly a pain in the butt, but they too can sometimes be so painful they are debilitating. It makes you a casualty in the field.

bucksgted
11-29-09, 04:31 PM
Im sure id be fine using one once a week or something. Could prepH be sent in care packages in Boot Camp?

Not unless you want your SDI to have you stuff 'em in your ears, up your ass, and maybe eat one or two. LMAO Follow the directions / instructions already given and quit stressing over it.

Lisa 23
11-29-09, 05:02 PM
Anorectal.

Current anal fissure or anal fistula (565) is disqualifying.

Current or history of anal or rectal polyp (569.0), prolapse (569.1), stricture (569.2), or fecal incontinence (787.6) within the last 2 years is disqualifying.

Current hemorrhoid (internal or external), when large, symptomatic, or with a history of bleeding (455) within the last 60 days, is disqualifying.




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http://usmilitary.about.com/od/joiningthemilitary/a/abdominal.htm

Phantom Blooper
11-29-09, 05:31 PM
Yeah I was going to put that URL....

However in the past I have and this site kicked it back with a www.*******

So I figure if someone wants the site I will PM them.

But good job.....I guess you have a leatherneck friendly puter.:beer:

:evilgrin:

Sgt Leprechaun
11-29-09, 07:36 PM
For the love of god, will someone please close this thread? LOL

Zulu 36
11-29-09, 07:46 PM
For the love of god, will someone please close this thread? LOL


Don't be so anal over it, Lep. :D

Sgt Leprechaun
11-29-09, 07:58 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIGHHHH.


http://redeagle1.homestead.com/files/fora/worst_thread_ever.jpg

mjhpgh
11-29-09, 08:29 PM
IV's of Ringer's Lactate in him to keep him from checking out and it was still a close thing.


Any time I hear IV's of Ringer's Lactate I think . One Adam 12 ..............

Sgt Leprechaun
11-29-09, 09:04 PM
Hmmmmm.....I believe you mean "Emergency 51". "2 amps Sodium Bi-Carb and transport as soon as possible '51"....."10-4 Rampart!"


Adam 12 should be "1-Adam-12, see the man....." Or, perhaps, "1-Adam-12, a 4-15 Fight group, with Chains and Knives....."

Needless to say I'm a huge fan of both LOL

mjhpgh
11-29-09, 09:06 PM
Hmmmmm.....I believe you mean "Emergency 51". "2 amps Sodium Bi-Carb and transport as soon as possible '51"....."10-4 Rampart!"


Adam 12 should be "1-Adam-12, see the man....." Or, perhaps, "1-Adam-12, a 4-15 Fight group, with Chains and Knives....."

Needless to say I'm a huge fan of both LOL

Your right I had the right image in my head wrong tag line .

Sgt Leprechaun
11-29-09, 09:08 PM
LOL. Anything to divert this topic I'll take. Much better images:

http://www.onr.com/user/doggz/JULIE_all_small_2.jpg


http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTExMzI5NzY5NjJeQTJeQWpwZ15BbWU2MDE2MjkzNg@@._ V1._SX450_SY330_.jpg

And yes, that's Bobby Troup beside her. He was her 2nd husband....extra points if you can give the first (without google LOL).

3522
11-29-09, 09:12 PM
Any time I hear IV's of Ringer's Lactate I think . One Adam 12 ..............

Haha, I think you're thinkin' of, Squad 51,......

mjhpgh
11-29-09, 09:14 PM
Haha, I think you're thinkin' of, Squad 51,......

Lep already squared me away .As he stated both are awesome shows.

3522
11-29-09, 09:20 PM
http://www.onr.com/user/doggz/JULIE_all_small_2.jpg

Are those hemorrhoids I see? :confused:

3522
11-29-09, 09:36 PM
Lep already squared me away .As he stated both are awesome shows.

I'm a slooowwwww typer. :p My Mom was a HUGE Emergency! fan, she never missed it, so, we didn't either, if we wanted to watch TV.

Sgt Leprechaun
11-29-09, 09:43 PM
That's my house these days at times.....I've got all the Emergency! shows thus far as well as Adam 12 LOL.

TV was simpler, but somehow better then.

Then again, I'm an old fart so I'd naturally think that LOL

3522
11-30-09, 12:29 AM
Sgt Lep, have you checked this out yet? http://www.emergencyfans.com/

There! Now this thread is derailed! :bunny:

Sgt Leprechaun
11-30-09, 12:29 AM
Oh, yeah! On my favorites LOL