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11-27-09, 01:45 PM
Breaking news:

Orlando Sentinel: Tiger Woods injured in early morning crash

By The Birmingham News (http://connect.al.com/user/bamabnstaff/index.html)

November 27, 2009, 1:32PM


Tiger Woods (The Associated Press)The Orlando Sentinel (http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-bk-tiger-woods-accident,0,1369881.story)is reporting that professional golfer Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident early this morning, the paper said, quoting the Florida Highway Patrol .

The paper says Woods, 33, pulled out of his driveway in about 2:25 a.m. when he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree at his neighbor's property, FHP reported.

The FHP said he was taken to hospital in serious condition.

Source: http://blog.al.com/birmingham-news-sports/2009/11/orlando_sentinel_tiger_woods_i.html

11-27-09, 02:02 PM
:evilgrin: I'm praying for You Tiger Your PaPa @ Mine served together many Moons ago GodBless ya' :iwo:

Rocky C
11-27-09, 02:27 PM
ORLANDO, Fla. - Authorities say Tiger Woods has been injured in a car wreck in Florida, though his condition is unclear. <br />
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The Florida Highway Patrol says the PGA star was seriously injured after he...

Zulu 36
11-27-09, 02:33 PM
They (the ubiquitous 'they') on Communist News Network are saying that Tiger Woods had facial lacerations, but has been released from the hospital.

11-27-09, 03:03 PM
Probably had a fight with the wife and wanted to water the lawn and do a little landscaping...

Old Marine
11-27-09, 03:57 PM
Instead of a driver he should have used his putter.

Zulu 36
11-27-09, 04:04 PM
Instead of a driver he should have used his putter.

Ha! That's a good one! :D

11-27-09, 04:13 PM
He's out, with facial stitching and a bell ringing. Hard to successfully transpose into the after life without a few nicks and stingers. So i'm told...

11-27-09, 05:42 PM

Wonder how many of the scratches came from the wife smashing the window out with a golf club

11-27-09, 05:47 PM
I wonder if he was drunk :D

11-27-09, 08:16 PM
I wonder if he was drunk :D

See post 3. In fact, read, post 3.

11-27-09, 08:17 PM
Domestic dispute.

Chased out of the house.

With a golf club.


The good wifey had already broken the back window.

The lady is worth millions.

11-28-09, 02:24 AM
I saw pretty much the best comment about this on textsfromlastnight.com

(918): i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning...

11-28-09, 05:37 AM
I wonder how many of those lacerations are a result of the mad wifey clubbing his ass with a nine iron?

11-28-09, 11:06 AM
Hope he got a pre-nup haha.

11-28-09, 12:50 PM
:evilgrin: Just give Me a call Tiger I'll Wack Her for Ya as a favor I'm already starting too dig the 19th. Hole :D :iwo:

Ed Palmer
11-28-09, 02:20 PM
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You’ll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She’ll always give you peace of mind.

Don’t let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don’t match,
Take it from me she’s a better catch.

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah, she’s ugly.
Yeah, she’s ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah? Okay.

-—Jimmy Soul

11-28-09, 06:09 PM
I got a few things I'd like to do to her before wacking her...consensual of course lol

Phantom Blooper
11-28-09, 07:20 PM
I don't think we can jump to any conclusions just because Mrs Woods had a golf club in her hands just after they had an argument! My wife often has one in her hand when we argue! :beer:


Zulu 36
11-28-09, 07:22 PM
I don't think we can jump to any conclusions just because Mrs Woods had a golf club in her hands just after they had an argument! My wife often has one in her hand when we argue! :beer:


It's not the golf club that would worry me as much as a .38 special.

11-28-09, 07:40 PM
Tiger Woods is a cock-diesel stud for a golfer...he coulda taken her if that were the case I'm sure...

11-28-09, 08:56 PM

11-28-09, 09:13 PM
Tiger's ****ing retarded if he's cheating on his wife, that is IF he is lol.

Phantom Blooper
11-28-09, 09:15 PM
Celebrity or no....how can he refuse to meet with the police?

If that was me they would come and get me....and take me downtown.

Maybe taze me...ROTFLMAO.....that was for you jet.

Don't understand it.

He got his wick wet somewhere else....got his azz beat at home....now he is basically running from the law till his wounds heal.

$$$$$ Talks and BS walks....if he don't comply...he will soon be up there with that Olympic dope smokin' kid with no sponsors.:evilgrin:

11-28-09, 09:23 PM
Him and his wifey are probably talking to his agent and lawyer trying to get their stories straight before charges are filed and Tiger loses his sponsers.

11-28-09, 09:27 PM
Isn't Buick owned by the Federal Gov't?:D

11-28-09, 10:18 PM
Domestic dispute.

Chased out of the house.

With a golf club.


The good wifey had already broken the back window.

The lady is worth MORE millions.


11-28-09, 10:24 PM
Apparently in Florida people aren't required to make statements in traffic accidents. This is still being investigated as one.


Lisa 23
11-29-09, 03:03 PM
Tiger cancels meeting with Fla. troopers, releases statement

WINDERMERE, Fla. (AP) Tiger Woods (http://content.usatoday.com/topics/topic/People/Athletes/Golf/Tiger+Woods) (FSY) (http://fantasysports.usatoday.com/content/player.asp?sport=GOL&id=102) canceled another meeting with state troopers on Sunday, the third straight time he's done so. He posted a statement on his website that said the accident was his fault alone, but failed to address many of the lingering questions about the crash that sent him to a hospital.

The statement was posted about an hour before state troopers were to meet with the world's No. 1 golfer at his $2.4 million home inside the gates of Isleworth. A meeting was not rescheduled.

"This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me," Woods said. "I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again."

Woods said it was a private matter, and he wanted to keep it that way.
"Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible," he said.

Windermere (http://content.usatoday.com/topics/topic/Windermere) police chief Daniel Saylor has said Woods' wife, Elin, used a golf club to smash out a rear window to help him get out of the SUV when she heard the crash from inside their home at 2:25 a.m. Friday.

"The only person responsible for the accident is me," Woods said. "My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false."

Sgt. Kim Montes of the Florida Highway Patrol said Woods' attorney, Mark Nejame, informed the patrol that Woods would not be meeting with troopers Sunday afternoon.

"Since he is not required by Florida law to give a statement, we can't force him to," Montes told USA TODAY. "The only thing we can do is meet with his lawyer to retrieve his driver's license, registration and proof of insurance for our documentation for our crash report.

"This is highly unusual because most drivers in minor traffic crashes usually give us a statement, but he is not breaking any laws," Montes added. "They have not rescheduled and by all indications we will not get a statement from him."


Zulu 36
11-29-09, 03:20 PM
Ah, Tiger has hired Mark Nejame to be his lawyer. Nejame is at the top of the food chain in the Orlando area for defense attorneys. He ain't cheap either.