Plz help

[IdontkillIsteal]

Hello, i am wondering if and at bootcamp do they make fun of your penis size in the showers i am very sensitive when people make fun of me in that area.

[fjmas1976]

Hello, i am wondering if and at bootcamp do they make fun of your penis size in the showers i am very sensitive when people make fun of me in that area.

While you are in Recruit Training, they make fun of EVERYTHING about you. If you can't take it, stay home and watch the Lifetime network:evilgrin:

[Sergeant M]

Haha you little peckered queer bait, you finally changed your favorite color from "Iraqi Blood" to blue? Why don't you go steal a bigger shaft so you don't have to worry about it?

[IdontkillIsteal]

Haha you little peckered queer bait, you finally changed your favorite color from "Iraqi Blood" to blue? Why don't you go steal a bigger shaft so you don't have to worry about it?

Acutally the girl i slept with said my pecker was small but she was quite the larger size african american.SIR

[3522]

Why don't you go steal a bigger shaft so you don't have to worry about it?

I think he may already have one, "around back." http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=549&pictureid=5814

[Sergeant M]

What does race have to do with your little pecker exactly? Was her clit bigger than your dangle?

[Sergeant M]

I think he may already have one, "around back." http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=549&pictureid=5814

He's just holding onto it for a friend. It's not his, he swears!

[IdontkillIsteal]

NO sir, i have never had a reach around or another man ram me from the back SIR, i was just wondering if they make fun of people in bootcamp, and the reason she couldnt feel me shaft is because she weight 340 and my shaft is only 3.5 SIR

[Sergeant M]

I can't be sure, but I think I remember the guy with the smallest pecker being raped during the first 2 weeks of boot camp. After that the DI's made him a "house mouse" and those guys always walked funny.

[IdontkillIsteal]

Well i will try exersices to make my shaft bigger i dont want any problems with the DI'S are them yelling at me for silly stuff

[Sergeant M]

Well what exercises are you using? I've heard the best way is to chain yourself to a pole or something solid, and then tying your trouser snake to the back of a tractor or some diesel fueled truck. After that you get the picture. Take it slow at first, but just remember "Pain is small pecker leaving the body".

[IdontkillIsteal]

its acutally called jerkling it pumps blood into your shaft. the term you are reffering to would prolly be ripping the shaft of sir.

[Sergeant M]

It's a risk I'm willing to take. Is it like a penis-pump? Try sticking it on your head, see if you can't get some blood flowing where you need it. Just tell everyone it's the new combat hat.

[IdontkillIsteal]

Yes sir, i am willing to do whatever it takes to join the Marine Corps! By the time i join i will be in good shapes!

[Sergeant M]

Dude, ur ****ing hilarious. Who is this really?

[IdontkillIsteal]

Good evening sir, This is recruit Johnny Chang requesting information on joining the Marines and gaining confidence SIR

[Sergeant M]

Are you sure this isn't BiAlHolmes ****in with us?

[IdontkillIsteal]

No Sir, this recruit Johnny Chang just got a little confidence problem about this recruits shaft and was asking Marines on what it was like in bootcamp.

[Sergeant M]

IMO I say you just lob it off and go for the female recruit training. I hope you like the smell of fish.

[IdontkillIsteal]

Well, This recruits dad always said that this recruit is one hell of a fishermen. This recruit it not willing to chop of his shaft thou SIR.

[Sergeant M]

Maybe you can tuck it back into your cornhole. You'll have a helluva camel toe, but it's better than everyone pointing and laughing at you all day every day. I think the female recruits might rape you too, I've heard some things on this site about a broomstick.

[IdontkillIsteal]

Thanks Sir, This recruit is just gonna take the Verbal assualt from his Drill Instructors, this recruit is confident that he is not a " little peckerd queer bait" SIR!

[Sergeant M]

Haha good for you. Best of luck at bootcamp. Send my regards to November company.

[IdontkillIsteal]

Will do.

Johnny Chang out.

[Fubar5812]

this is the greatest thread in this sites history.

[Sgt Leprechaun]

LOL. Enjoy it while it lasts I don't think it'll be 'round very long.

"Long". Get it?

I kill me.

[BR34]

Someone is VERY childish, with no life at all. An awful combination.

[Pete0331]

That guy is going to be comedy gold come T-1.