firstsgtmike
07-06-03, 11:53 AM
You might be a Democrat if...
1. You believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of
federal funding.
2. You believe that the same teacher who can't teach
4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach
those same kids about sex.
3. You believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding
Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons
technology in the hands of Chinese communists.
4. You believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You believe that global temperatures are less affected
by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and
more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
6. You believe that gender roles are artificial but being
homosexual is natural.
7. You are against capital punishment but support
abortion on demand.
8. You believe that businesses create oppression and
governments create prosperity.
9. You believe that hunters don't care about nature, but
loony activists from Seattle do.
10. You believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually doing something to earn it.
11. You believe the military, not corrupt politicians,
start wars.
12. You believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because
it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are
too high.
14. You believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem
are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson,
General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
15. You believe that standardized tests are racist, but
racial quotas and set-asides aren't.
16. You believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
17. You believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally
protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
1. You believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of
federal funding.
2. You believe that the same teacher who can't teach
4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach
those same kids about sex.
3. You believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding
Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons
technology in the hands of Chinese communists.
4. You believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You believe that global temperatures are less affected
by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and
more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
6. You believe that gender roles are artificial but being
homosexual is natural.
7. You are against capital punishment but support
abortion on demand.
8. You believe that businesses create oppression and
governments create prosperity.
9. You believe that hunters don't care about nature, but
loony activists from Seattle do.
10. You believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually doing something to earn it.
11. You believe the military, not corrupt politicians,
start wars.
12. You believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because
it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are
too high.
14. You believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem
are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson,
General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
15. You believe that standardized tests are racist, but
racial quotas and set-asides aren't.
16. You believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
17. You believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally
protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.