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giveen
02-24-09, 02:40 PM
What is some of your funny/memorable memories while active?

I remember we were running in formation, across a grass field, and I dont know WTF I was thinking but I broke formation and ran around a puddle of water.
WTF was I thinking?!?!?!??!? Yes, I got hammered for it, and rightfully so.
:evilgrin:


Another time, I had just gotten a new roommate who was an embassy guard in Africa for the past 3 years. Very good guy, he went out drinking and came back wasted. I told him to hop in the rack and not to get up because I didnt want him getting in trouble. A little while later he asked me to help him to the head.

Did that.

Then he asked me to help him with his zipper.

Did that.

Then he just couldnt pull out his ***** , and so I said "Dude there is only so far I will go for a fellow Marine, but there is a guys at a bar out in town that would more than gladly help you"