Junk Mail Reposted

[firstsgtmike]

Things I have learned from reading my junk e-mail:


1. Everything is absolutely free, I only pay shipping & handling.

2. I can become a millionaire overnight just by clicking here.

3. Hundreds of young beautiful cheerleaders are waiting to perform any sexual acts I wish performed on me (or my pets, or my farm animals) if I just click there.

4. I can have my penis size doubled, my breasts enlarged two cup sizes, my age reversed by 20 to 30 years. Just click here.

5. I can buy almost anything for practically nothing if I just click here.

6. I can see lovely lesbians cavort with each other..virgins lose their virginity in front of my eyes or famous movie starlets do it with a hundred horny dwarfs...just click here and here.

7. I can purchase potions to enhance my sex life, restore my hair loss, make me irresistible to the opposite sex (or the same sex if
preferred)..what else? click over yonder.

8. But wait..there's more...legal marijuana, sleeping pills, stay-awake pills, lose weight pills, gain weight pills....a set of Ginzu knives...all by just clicking and clicking.

What a country........


Semper Fi


__________________
Mike Farrell
Cagayan de Oro
Philippines

[Roberto T. Cast]

FirstsgtMike I guess we all get the same advertisments more or less. I hear ya. I am always unsubcribing to those kinds of ads, only have them come back later. They do not keep their promise to get you off their e-mail list. They hope that sometimes in the future you will response to them in the affirmative. See ya later.

[Sparrowhawk]

for awhile there I thought it was Jerry sending me those sex messages..


Glad to know others are receiving them as well.

Of course CAS is the only lady I know that subscribes to them...LOL