outlaw3179
02-07-09, 12:17 PM
"It's fun to shoot some people"
Lt. Gen. James Mattis
A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
-- Demetri Martin
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
-- Demetri Martin
"Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions?"
-- Jack Handey
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
-- Jack Handey
"The only people that I like besides my wife and children are Marines. "
Oliver North
"Freedom is not free, but the U.S. Marine Corps will pay most of your share. "
Ned Dolan
“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet"
Lt. Gen. James Mattis
Lt. Gen. James Mattis
A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
-- Demetri Martin
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
-- Demetri Martin
"Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions?"
-- Jack Handey
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
-- Jack Handey
"The only people that I like besides my wife and children are Marines. "
Oliver North
"Freedom is not free, but the U.S. Marine Corps will pay most of your share. "
Ned Dolan
“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet"
Lt. Gen. James Mattis