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DWG
01-31-09, 07:37 AM
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If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility....

Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"

A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."

Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"

A: "The officer who responded to the scene."

Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"

A: "Yes, sir. With my life."

Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"

A: "Yes sir, we do!"

Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"

A: "Yes sir, I do."

Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"

A: "Yes sir."

Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"

A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."

The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" line -- and I think he'll win



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skipperwo1
01-31-09, 08:27 AM
Damn Good One Too!

nvusmcsgt
01-31-09, 09:42 AM
That was out Fin standing! Ill bet this is what the lawyer looked like:mad:

jrhd97
01-31-09, 09:46 AM
LOL!!! Thats great, gonna send that to a couple guys with the police dept here.

FistFu68
01-31-09, 12:12 PM
:evilgrin: (LMFAO) D.W. :D :iwo: