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firstsgtmike
06-18-03, 07:37 PM
Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?"
But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth
because "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the
Garden of Eden in a Fury."

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo.
The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your
Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."

Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like
to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd,
"For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."

Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler...
"Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda ....."The Apostles were in one Accord."!!
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Now you know,

Because the bible told you so.

Osotogary
06-18-03, 08:05 PM
I don't rhink Jesus would drive. I think he would have someone drive Him...probably in a 1943 vintage Willys Jeep.

badbob
06-19-03, 03:49 PM
That’s a good one Top

but I think the real question here is, what would Jesus have on his dash board?

and would he have the those fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror???

By the way the guy in the 43 Willys with the driver, he just thinks he’s god, he’s really only a General.

Semper Fi,
Bob

richgitz
06-30-03, 10:15 PM
I agree with Osotogary or may-be he would borrow the Pope-
Mobile. It has more Class. And Marine Corps Humvees in front
and rear with 50's on top.