That crazy Univision crap!

[CJ Haynes]

Im on a 96 hour liberty right now for MLK day and Im at my dad's house. Everyone is in bed and Im just on here and I have the tv on Univision (dont ask me why). The show on right now is so incredibly wacky it's unbelievable. And since it's all in Spanish, I cant understand what is going on!
If there are any Marines here that can speak Spanish and watch Univision, can you please fill me in on just what the screw is happening in these shows? :D

[PaidinBlood]

Uh...entertainment...duh!

[Isrowei]

This is why I don't watch TV unless it's something like CSI or Scrubs..

[Maldonado 2060]

LOL....Univision is wacky. They have soap operas,old jerry lewis funny guy shows and then they have a show with multi subjects mostly filled by contestants doing stupid things. Of course all the shows and I mean all the shows are full of old ugly men and Hot chicks. I dont know how the spanish woman watch the shows but I know why my grandfather did.A korean high school friend learned spanish watching the spanish channels even though it was just to check out the girls.

[outlaw3179]

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj13/jrgnsentra/Univision.jpg

[Petz]

the one in blue has a shaved bush.... nice.

[CJ Haynes]

Haha I think we know the reason many guys watch Univision!
But I still wanna know what is going on in those wacky shows!

[PaidinBlood]

take Rosetta Stone Spanish for free through MarineNet

[Enigmatic]

WHO CARES WHAT THEY'RE SAYING?! I speak perfect spanish but the only reason I watch Univision is cause of the hot-ass chicks on there all the time! Dude, what other channel's new anchorwoman shows off her cleavage and weatherwoman wears a tight-ass mini-skirt?
I read once that women who work there on-camera are required to have certain "measurements".....sure looks that way.

[NoRemorse]

WHO CARES WHAT THEY'RE SAYING?! I speak perfect spanish but the only reason I watch Univision is cause of the hot-ass chicks on there all the time! Dude, what other channel's new anchorwoman shows off her cleavage and weatherwoman wears a tight-ass mini-skirt?
I read once that women who work there on-camera are required to have certain "measurements".....sure looks that way.

I've read that if they don't... measure up then they have to get cosmetic surgery. I've seen some of these chicks come back completely stacked. A lot of the female newscasters have to sit behind glass desks too...

Not that I would know or anything... :banana:

[PaidinBlood]

someone sure did his homework...

[NoRemorse]

There are important issues in some of these threads and they have to be properly addressed... and if I get to look at hot chicks while I'm doing it, then I'll be doing my duty for the country by looking at hot spanish chicks.

[PaidinBlood]

Why do you think October Surprise is in the Political Forum?

[NoRemorse]

Because we needed a thread that would allow us to debate the all important question; boobs vs. ass.

[Petz]

how bout both?

[NoRemorse]

how bout both?

In that case you just look at all the material provided and nod knowingly.