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devilpup2B
08-05-02, 11:06 PM
Hey y'all, it's me! Yep, that's right, the pup. :) I had kind of a close call this weekend, and I figured I'd tell someone. On Friday, I was going to go to the Ontario Mills mall and see MIB II again with some friends. It was late, however, and my grandma told me I couldn't go. My older sister went to see Signs a little later, though. I went to my friend's house instead and didn't think anything of it. I found out on Saturday that there was a shooting at the mall at the time I would have been there. My sis says that all these people came screaming into her theater right at a really scary part in the movie, so she got a bit freaked. From what I hear (I guess the article was in the LA Times, but I havent seen it yet) 4 people were shot, but I don't think any of them were killed. All I could think was, "Wow, what if I had been there when that happened? I wouldn't have known how to react. So I just thought I'd share that with you. On to some strange, but true, things...

I've been reading Ripley's Believe it or Not...Some interesting facts:

The Sergeant Fish is so called because it is big, bony, tough, voracious, big-mouthed and has stripes down its side like a Marine.

DOUBLE ENTENDRE:
My dear ___________,

The great love I have hitherto expressed for you
is false and I find my indifference towards you
increases daily. The more I see of you the more
you appear in my eyes an object of comtempt.

I feel myself every way disposed and determined
to hate you. Belive me I never had an intention
to offer you my hand. Our last conversation has
left a tedious insipience which has by no means
given me the most exalted idea of our character;

Your temper would make me extremely unhappy,
and if we were united, I shall experience nothing but
the hatred of my parents, added to everlasting dis-
pleasure in living with you. I have, indeed, a heart
to bestow, but I do not desire you to imagine it
at your service. I could not give it to anyone more
inconsistent and capricious than yourself and not
capable to do honor to my choice and to my family.

Yes, indeed, I hope you will be persuaded that
I speak sincerely, and you will do me a favor
to avoid me. I shall excuse your taking the trouble
to answer this. Your letters are always full of
impertinence and you have not a shadow of
good sense or wit. Adieu. Adieu. Believe me,

MY advice to you is that it is impossible for me,
to be your most affectionate friend and humble servant.

(Now read, omitting every other line)

Have a great day y'all!

Love and God bless,
Morgan

Sparrowhawk
08-06-02, 03:18 AM
:eek:
You could have gotten shot, I would have gone to your funeral, bought you flowers, but you wouldn't see them, cause you would have been dead.

You're a Dork!

You may however been watching the movie eating popcorn gotten up when the shooting started and that would have made you mad and you may have gotten so mad you would have smacked the gunman in the mouth and taken away his gun.

You are a Dork!

Or you may have gone to the bathroom during the time of the shooting because you would have know the scary part was coming up.

You are a Dork!


(Now read, omitting the paragraphs)



:banana:

Cook

PS
I'm glad your okay, my neighbor keeps getting mad at me each time someone I know is sick pr dies and I borrow flowers from his garden to give to them...LOL

Willie
08-06-02, 03:19 AM
I'm glad you didn't have to get mixed up in the ruckus. Ain't grand mothers wonderful! Makes you wonder what might of happen if you did go. Or if there were others that were suppose to go, but didn't because of circumstances.


Emotion
I lay in bed confused and abused.
I wonder why?... "I pay my dues!"
So why do I got the blues?

Well its cuz... I lose, I lost.
I fought and got beat. I gave in.
Can't stand it. My head, It's starting to spin.

There's only one thing that can soothe
the mood that I stand. Its the love,
The love that she holds in her hand.
I've lived so long for the love that she has.

I gave my heart and my soul to go through the toll.
To get to the love that she holds with a glow.
I'd do it again and go to the end.
Just to lay next to her one time, and cuddled in bed.

So I ask her once. Once and for all,
Give me a chance I'll show you it all.
Our love so pure. No thing could obscure,
Or concur the rule that we could have over the world.

It's all up to you. What you want to do.
Go with a dude that will just be rude, or be with a
with a guy that thinks he's so fly, and then die,
not ever know why you never found the right guy.

Well I'll tell you why you never found the right guy.
Cuz he's right in front of your eyes.
And you never took the time to give the guy a try...
What do you want to do make him cry?
Why lie and say "Why try, it'll just die"

Well that's it, I told it all.
Don't be shy, we could have a ball.
Look inside, deep in your heart.
Say what you feel and give it a start!
--Willie T, 1998

devilpup2B
08-06-02, 12:45 PM
A Philadelphian Committed Suicide And Left The Following Note:

I married a widow with a grown daughter. My father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her--thus becoming my son-in-law, and my step-daughter became my mother because she was my father's wife.
My wife gave birth to a son, who was, of course, my father's brother-in-law, and also my uncle for he was the brother of my step-mother.
My father's wife became the mother of a son, who was, of course, my brother, and also my grand-child for he was the son of my daughter.
Accordingly, my wife was my grandmother because she was my mother's mother--I was my wife's husband and grandchild at the same time--and, as the husband of a person's grandmother is his grandfather--I AM MY OWN GRANDFATHER!


The world's longest cuss word is: HIMMELHERRGOTTKREUZMILLIONENDONNERWETTER (can anyone pronounce that?)

170,141,183,460,469,231,731,687,303,715,864,108,72 7 is the largest number that cannot be divided by any other (who figures this stuff out?)

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Sparrow, gee I think I'm a dork LoL. I'm just REALLY glad I wasn't there, and I hope that the people who got shot are okay. Willie, I like your poem! Have a great day, y'all!

Love and God bless,
Morgan
"Devil pup to be, evil pup forever" =

Sparrowhawk
08-06-02, 12:46 PM
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devilpup2B
08-06-02, 11:46 PM
I don't think I'm allowed to copy the articles onto this site. Here are the links to the articles at LATimes.com on the shooting last Friday:

http://www.latimes.com/tcn/ontario/news/la-ivo-shooting05aug05.story?null

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-rbriefs4.1aug04.story

I think that's it. If I find more Ripley's stuff, I'll post that, too.

TTYL!

Love and God bless,
Morgan
"Devilpup2B, evilpup4now" ;)