Roberto T. Cast
06-07-03, 02:24 AM
Mafia Don
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He called his oldest grandson to his bedside. "Grandason, I wanna you lisina me. I wanna you taka my chroma-plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
The young man holds his old grandfather's hand and pats it. "But Pappa, I really don't like guns, and I would not want to offend you. But how about leaving me your 24 karat gold Rolex watch instead?"
The grandfather pulls his hand away. "You lisina me, soma day you gonna berunna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wifea, you gonna hava otsamoney, a biga gorgeousa homea and maybe a couple bambinos...Thena soma day you goina coma homea, and maybe a you finda you wifea in bed with another manna...
Whata you gonna do then? Huh? Pointa to youa watch and say...TIME'SAUP
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Time Up: :yes: :no:
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He called his oldest grandson to his bedside. "Grandason, I wanna you lisina me. I wanna you taka my chroma-plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
The young man holds his old grandfather's hand and pats it. "But Pappa, I really don't like guns, and I would not want to offend you. But how about leaving me your 24 karat gold Rolex watch instead?"
The grandfather pulls his hand away. "You lisina me, soma day you gonna berunna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wifea, you gonna hava otsamoney, a biga gorgeousa homea and maybe a couple bambinos...Thena soma day you goina coma homea, and maybe a you finda you wifea in bed with another manna...
Whata you gonna do then? Huh? Pointa to youa watch and say...TIME'SAUP
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Time Up: :yes: :no: