This is what the Army gets you...

[ecom]

I don't know if this is a joke or not, but this should be inspiration to go Marines over Army...:marine:

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/

Says Army but the rank is silver disc so it's (J)ROTC.

[Pete0331]

Dear God almighty!

Rank is JROTC, so why is he wearing National Defense ribbon?

Edit: Did some searching, and the explination on his Myspace is that he is Army Reserve and ROTC.

Just think one day he may be a 2nd Lt.!!

[yellowwing]

I don't know if this is a joke or not...
Really? My brother can get you into a EZ-Finance special program that can get you into a 2009 Ford Mustang AND we got some 460 acres just right outside of Florida Everglade National Park, where you can put your newly financed Time Shared trailer. Courtesy of Nigerian North America Finance Corps. :D :banana:

[ecom]

Dear God almighty!

Rank is JROTC, so why is he wearing National Defense ribbon?

Edit: Did some searching, and the explination on his Myspace is that he is Army Reserve and ROTC.

Just think one day he may be a 2nd Lt.!!

He'll need to pay to feed that thing :p

[ecom]

Really? My brother can get you into a EZ-Finance special program that can get you into a 2009 Ford Mustang AND we got some 460 acres just right outside of Florida Everglade National Park, where you can put your newly financed Time Shared trailer. Courtesy of Nigerian North America Finance Corps. :D :banana:
Sorry can't help you. If you were to offer me a BMW M3, M5 or Ferrari F430...then I might consider it.

Until then, this person might be able to help you out.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,453125,00.html?sPage=fnc/scitech/cybersecurity

[ecom]

He'll need to pay to feed that thing :p
Should have read "He'll need the pay..."

[sscjoe]

That's pretty scary, but large women need loving too!!

[jrhd97]

Holy sheeeet bat man! WTH was that! Poor guy.

[Mindgame]

:D"
I've listened to atheist arguments from nearly every source; from Richard Dawkins to Penn Jillette to my college roommate. This is best evidence I've ever seen for the absence of a God."

[SGT7477]

That army dude deserved that, be all you can be army strong,lmfao.

[ggyoung]

Just think she will keep him in the shade in the summer time and in the winter cold nights she will keep him good and warm.By his looks she is not getting a Hollywood actor. So maybe they were made for each other. Get some?

[davblay]

Shame on you guys....shame! She can't help the way she looks......She could stay home though! But he didn't have to post those pictures on the internet either! BE ALL THAT YOU CAN BE, I guess.

Talk about a bag of flour for the honeymoon, LMAO! :angel:

Dave

[Bulkyker]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1178/1396214591_8732cbcb9b.jpg


Somebody scratch out my eyes

[Big Jim]

Just think she will keep him in the shade in the summer time and in the winter cold nights she will keep him good and warm.By his looks she is not getting a Hollywood actor. So maybe they were made for each other. Get some?

She can also keep evil spirits and the "Boogie man" away...oh lets not forget the household pests such as mice and your innocent solicitor or Mormon...!!

DAYEM....!!!

[davblay]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1178/1396214591_8732cbcb9b.jpg


Somebody scratch out my eyes


Good one Bob, I nearly spit my water on the computer!

Semper Fi,

Dave

[SGT7477]

They could make a porn flick, Hard-N-Lard,lol.

[Bulkyker]

http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif

[echo3oscar1833]

Seriously im not one to make fun of other people as all are entitled to there own lives. However in this Marines eyes there are seriously somethings that should not be put on the internet. The fuc$ed up part was I kept scrolling down the page to keep looking at the pages.:scared:. But seriously Im still trying to figure out just wtf!! I just looked at.:scared:. Im still in shock. Anywhos im posting this, and doing an about face and marching the fuc$ outa this thread.

[montana]

echo3...i aint even gonna add to this thread......that may be a long lost relation...then id be sorry...... make that long long long long lost...make that even longer lost....oh pleas dont let that be a relation

[echo3oscar1833]

echo3...i aint even gonna add to this thread......that may be a long lost relation...then id be sorry...... make that long long long long lost...make that even longer lost....oh pleas dont let that be a relation

If it is Montana, you have my deepest thoughts and prayers rofl:D. Semper Fi.

Also on another note not to be mean or anything. But if he is JROTC, isn't that a poor example of Leadership. I know I wouldn't want my Marines do that cause there Lt. did:D. Oh hell i give up Im outa this one.

[ggyoung]

She can also keep evil spirits and the "Boogie man" away...oh lets not forget the household pests such as mice and your innocent solicitor or Mormon...!!

DAYEM....!!!
Big Jim I am a Mormon.

[Big Jim]

Big Jim I am a Mormon.

Well don't go to her house....!! It wasn't a religious barb at all.....LOL....

[Big Jim]

http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif


HAHAHAHAHAHA...this poor kid in the video was so scared he started crying!!! I laughed for about 10 minutes over this one...!!!! LOL....!!! Where'd you get this Bulk...?? Thats funny chit right there.....!!! LOL....

[ggyoung]

Well don't go to her house....!! It wasn't a religious barb at all.....LOL....

Big Jim I all ready knew that. I was just wanted to know what you would say. I have had a couple attacks on this site for being a Mormon. I just ignore them.

[Big Jim]

Big Jim I all ready knew that. I was just wanted to know what you would say. I have had a couple attacks on this site for being a Mormon. I just ignore them.


Hey brother...Hell, I wouldn't care if you were a druid witch...well maybe...but you're still a Marine...your religion is your own and I don't judge people for that. You come and let me know who these "people" are who are attacking you for being a Mormon and we'll sort it out "Old Corps" style....cool...?? Stay strong, brother....

[rheinmark187]

I don't know if this is a joke or not, but this should be inspiration to go Marines over Army...:marine:

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/

Says Army but the rank is silver disc so it's (J)ROTC.


I feel bad for that girl. Looks like she has some Neanderthal recessives popping up..:scared:

[2ndCEBSupply]

Beast......

[yellowwing]

Okay so that gal is uber fugly, but her daddy think's she is awesome. She outweighs her Army spouse by at least 185 pounds.

If that Spec 4 can endure that genetic throw-back, than more power to him!

[echo3oscar1833]

Okay so that gal is uber fugly, but her daddy think's she is awesome. She outweighs her Army spouse by at least 185 pounds.

If that Spec 4 can endure that genetic throw-back, than more power to him!

"uber fugly" rofl, good one yellowwing:p. Ya know I love how we as Marines can take something like this and explote hours of humerous fun for ourselves. We need therapy lol. Semper Fi.:marine:

[Gunner 0313]

http://www.badtoad.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/army-strong-hooooah_72pxfs.jpg

[oifvet23]

thats a huge b!tch and gunner whats up with the fatty carry the rifle

[echo3oscar1833]

I am a C/1Lt in AJROTC and that guy has got his ranks in the wrong place. In my unit you woul dbe doing push-ups.

Good for you, why don't you go do some pushups yourself, and stay out of the Slop Shute as this is a Marine Area

"The Slop Shute Belly up to the bar and shoot the breeze with your fellow Marines.":usmc:

[oifvet23]

Dear god... she looks like a fat old bald man...

Closest thing to a troll on this planet. He probably was eaten not too long after these were taken.

Inspiration to go Marines over Army I dont know...

But inspiration to gouge my eyes out for sure...

Kidnapsix can join drill for life in the poolee section, this is a Marine only area :mad:

[SGT7477]

I am a C/1Lt in AJROTC and that guy has got his ranks in the wrong place. In my unit you woul dbe doing push-ups.

The army will always be screwed up.:evilgrin:

[mgkusmc]

haha I bet she wanted that twinkie cake deep fried lol

Congrats to the Army Officer Candidate for marrying that dude from the Butterfly Effect.

[mgkusmc]

Ahahaha even better her real name is Candy....

you think he jumps on her back and they form one big super mongoloid?

[NoRemorse]

Ahahaha even better her real name is Candy....

you think he jumps on her back and they form one big super mongoloid?

Thanks, I ****ed my trousers.

[sgtjimh]

I didn't know that they made whiskey that strong. What will he think when he sobers up?

[rheinmark187]

I wonder what syndrome causes her to have a hairline like hulk hogan? That's a bigger turn off than the weight.

[mcvet57103]

MY EYES!!!! OMG She could be her own planet. Gotta give him credit he survived the honeymoon. Wander how they...............OOOOWWWW dang I just sprained my brain.

[tripledog]

I can drink all day , all night and into the am, but I dont think I have ever been drunk enough to marry something like this. Or is this standard issue in the boy scouts?

[ggyoung]

http://www.badtoad.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/army-strong-hooooah_72pxfs.jpg

Looking at that fat army boot reminds me of a Marine Capt. that I knew he looked just like that army boot. Don't be fooled by looks. This capt. was all Marine. You could put a fist into his stomach and draw back a hurting hand. He could out PT most Marines who were in really good shape.

[rheinmark187]

Looking at that fat army boot reminds me of a Marine Capt. that I knew he looked just like that army boot. Don't be fooled by looks. This capt. was all Marine. You could put a fist into his stomach and draw back a hurting hand. He could out PT most Marines who were in really good shape.


I've seen one or two like that as well with high PFT's. It's a freak of nature thing really. I don't believe either one was as loose as the guy in the picture, but they both APPEARED to be really fat. One of them was a pitcher for Texas Christian University before joining after 9/11 and the other was some mormon farmboy who was built and looked like Shrek. The farmboy was brought in for weight control (appearance) even though he ran a 285 PFT that day. He went out and ran a 290 something at the end of the week and they just shrugged and let it go.:D

[HurricaneRJ]

How does the saying go.
"If the Marine Corps wanted me to have a wife, they would have issued me one."??
If the Army is putting that out now, think what we would get from hand-me-downs.

Thank god that's why we got dress blues. Biggest pimp suit ever made.

[ecom]

How does the saying go.
Thank god that's why we got dress blues. Biggest pimp suit ever made.

Depends where you go...

Don't come here in your blues...Sure you'll have women come up to you, but they only want to humiliate you or say you have no right to be there and just start stupid **** arguments.

I try not to make it overtly obvious that I've done time in the Marines. I have a Veterans plate and the expired DoD sticker on my car, but that's about it.

[Gunner 0313]

Depends where you go...

Don't come here in your blues...Sure you'll have women come up to you, but they only want to humiliate you or say you have no right to be there and just start stupid **** arguments.

I try not to make it overtly obvious that I've done time in the Marines. I have a Veterans plate and the expired DoD sticker on my car, but that's about it.

:flag: Tell me if I'm correct or not in interpreting what you said. You don't want people to know you're a Marine ?

[ecom]

Depends where I go. At work, I don't care; there are lots of former Army, Navy, and LEOs. In fact having been in the Marines probably helped me land the job because of professional experience in my field and veteran's preference.

Places like my school...that's a completely different story. I got a ton of crap when I wore a t-shirt from a blood bank with a blood droplet in 782 gear that says "Blood makes the grass grow. Marines make the blood flow." Getting called baby killer or getting asked how I live with myself after killing children gets old quick. I once thanked her for tax contribution for the rifle rounds but suffice to say that didn't go over well. Around town is more or less the same story. Easier to avoid the conflict than to fight it I suppose.

About the only thing that I do that could be used to identify me as former military now is that I go to see the VA official on campus for GI Bill.

Put it this way, they had an anti-Marine Corps protest on campus back in September or October. I don't know what their beef was and I didn't stick around to find out. They have a right to do those things...

I'm pretty sure Marine Corps Reserve doesn't even do Toys for Tots here.

People even want to stop the Blue Angels from coming here every year because they are noisy obnoxious war machines. That crash in San Diego probably only goes to help their case too...

[Gunner 0313]

Depends where I go. At work, I don't care; there are lots of former Army, Navy, and LEOs. In fact having been in the Marines probably helped me land the job because of professional experience in my field and veteran's preference.

Places like my school...that's a completely different story. I got a ton of crap when I wore a t-shirt from a blood bank with a blood droplet in 782 gear that says "Blood makes the grass grow. Marines make the blood flow." Getting called baby killer or getting asked how I live with myself after killing children gets old quick. I once thanked her for tax contribution for the rifle rounds but suffice to say that didn't go over well. Around town is more or less the same story. Easier to avoid the conflict than to fight it I suppose.

About the only thing that I do that could be used to identify me as former military now is that I go to see the VA official on campus for GI Bill.

Put it this way, they had an anti-Marine Corps protest on campus back in September or October. I don't know what their beef was and I didn't stick around to find out. They have a right to do those things...

I'm pretty sure Marine Corps Reserve doesn't even do Toys for Tots here.

People even want to stop the Blue Angels from coming here every year because they are noisy obnoxious war machines. That crash in San Diego probably only goes to help their case too...

:flag: You know what I say, FUC*EM !!!!!

[mgkusmc]

:flag: You know what I say, FUC*EM !!!!!


You know what I say when people try to start up anti-war conversations with me to try and belittle me and it usually is effective. One simple phrase I cut them off with

"I dont want to discuss politics with your or anyone else, you havent been there you dont understand...if thats all this conversation was to be about then its over. Leave me alone."

usually that catches them off guard and they leave or they sit down and have a real discussion and they learn something or two about who I am and what I have done, most of the time they listen too. Its pretty surprising.

I'll never forget this, one time when I was home on leave after my first deployment I was at a local theater that I used to act at and I was talking to a lady who was very against guns. This is basically how the conversation went down.

Lady: "I'm very against guns, I don't believe in them or the people that use them!"

Me: "Guns dont kill people, people kill people."

Lady: "That is so untrue! Its the gun that kills the person not the person itsself!"

Me: "A gun can only operate if someone pulls the trigger..."

Lady: " UNTRUE! GUNS ARE THE WORLDS PROBLEM!"

Me: "LADY! Look at me, I'm the same age as your son, I would not be standing here today if it werent for a gun. I am alive because I had to use a gun."

Lady: "Probably because of another gun!"

Me: "No it was actually a car loaded with explosives that tried to run our roadblock. Had I and another Marine not opened fire and killed the driver before the vehicle could get to us, I and about 10 other Marines would probably be dead right now!"

Lady: "Well I'm against bombs...."

Me: "Lady, I dont care....you can be against guns you can be against bombs you can be against me. But do you know who makes sure you have the right to be against those things. To have the right to publically speak like that....guys like me.....who carry the guns.....I'm done talking to you about this! You havent been there, you dont know what it's like. In those situations its either them or us. You just dont know..."

You could have heard a pin drop....it puts em in their place fast.

[Petz]

I feel nauseous.

[tripledog]

ecom, I read you post and shudder. Perhaps YOU need retraining. I would rather have my ass kicked than hide the truth of being a Marine. **** them *******s and **** those that hide their true being. That could be whats wrong in this world now.

[rheinmark187]

Depends where I go. At work, I don't care; there are lots of former Army, Navy, and LEOs. In fact having been in the Marines probably helped me land the job because of professional experience in my field and veteran's preference.

Places like my school...that's a completely different story. I got a ton of crap when I wore a t-shirt from a blood bank with a blood droplet in 782 gear that says "Blood makes the grass grow. Marines make the blood flow." Getting called baby killer or getting asked how I live with myself after killing children gets old quick. I once thanked her for tax contribution for the rifle rounds but suffice to say that didn't go over well. Around town is more or less the same story. Easier to avoid the conflict than to fight it I suppose.

About the only thing that I do that could be used to identify me as former military now is that I go to see the VA official on campus for GI Bill.

Put it this way, they had an anti-Marine Corps protest on campus back in September or October. I don't know what their beef was and I didn't stick around to find out. They have a right to do those things...

I'm pretty sure Marine Corps Reserve doesn't even do Toys for Tots here.

People even want to stop the Blue Angels from coming here every year because they are noisy obnoxious war machines. That crash in San Diego probably only goes to help their case too...


Do you go to UC Berkeley?


Yeah I don't advertise I was in the military either, neither do my friends. People around here just don't give a damn. I don't get the really screwed up comments directly, I hear some things said in lecture halls, but it's mostly loons.

It's really that there are so many Fed. Gov't types around here that being in the military, enlisted especially, is looked at as kind of unimpressive. Almost like people feel bad for you. I don't know how many times I've seen some First Sergeant giving a speech or making a point and folks are just falling asleep. It's a shame.:(

But at the same time, you don't want to be the guy where his achievements stop at a young age and that's all you fixate on. My uncle was in a ranger lrrp in viet nam (and some deeper stuff) and NEVER talked about it. His rationale was that it was in the past and he was more proud of what did AFTER all that. He gave me the same advice when I told him I was moving to D.C.

[rheinmark187]

Depends where I go. At work, I don't care; there are lots of former Army, Navy, and LEOs. In fact having been in the Marines probably helped me land the job because of professional experience in my field and veteran's preference.

Places like my school...that's a completely different story. I got a ton of crap when I wore a t-shirt from a blood bank with a blood droplet in 782 gear that says "Blood makes the grass grow. Marines make the blood flow." Getting called baby killer or getting asked how I live with myself after killing children gets old quick. I once thanked her for tax contribution for the rifle rounds but suffice to say that didn't go over well. Around town is more or less the same story. Easier to avoid the conflict than to fight it I suppose.

About the only thing that I do that could be used to identify me as former military now is that I go to see the VA official on campus for GI Bill.

Put it this way, they had an anti-Marine Corps protest on campus back in September or October. I don't know what their beef was and I didn't stick around to find out. They have a right to do those things...

I'm pretty sure Marine Corps Reserve doesn't even do Toys for Tots here.

People even want to stop the Blue Angels from coming here every year because they are noisy obnoxious war machines. That crash in San Diego probably only goes to help their case too...

*"I wore a t-shirt from a blood bank with a blood droplet in 782 gear that says "Blood makes the grass grow. Marines make the blood flow." *


LOL! You know what the problem is, Marines like to really revel in the REALITY of things, and even make humor out of it. Most civilians live in a bubble, and can't take it when you remind them of what the world is really like outside of the developed world. You're a brute or a meathead for reminding them that people actually do get their brains blown out by well-placed rounds to the head, and they don't like that. They don't like to be reminded that Marines and soldiers are necessary.:thumbup:

[ecom]

Do you go to UC Berkeley?


I'm not UCB, but I'm near by. People have the same mentality though.

[ecom]

I got that t-shirt for donating blood on base and it's a hilarious pun. I donated over 10 times when I was in, which amounts to 1 gal. I'm pretty sure the blood bank made those because they were on base several times a month. Can't say that Marines don't do any good for the community; but trying to get people to admit that...well...good luck if they're hell bent on the Marine Corps is nothing but a war machine.

Call me what you will, but there's no point in arguing with the people here if they are only going to concentrate on a small aspect of the military. I'm surely not going to change their mind and the argument will probably just give them an overall negative impression of the Marines if I come off as some demented meat head. As far as getting called baby killer and what not...it's annoying and strange, but I'd rather keep my silence than sink to their level if that's all they have.

If it weren't for the Marines, I honestly don't know what I'd be doing now. I'm not going to say those years were all good times; it was a good experience but it's time to move on.

I'm not going out of my way to hide my military service; but I'm not flaunting it either. Do you seriously think I would go out of my way to get a Veterans plate for my car if I were trying to hide it?

*"I wore a t-shirt from a blood bank with a blood droplet in 782 gear that says "Blood makes the grass grow. Marines make the blood flow." *

LOL! You know what the problem is, Marines like to really revel in the REALITY of things, and even make humor out of it. Most civilians live in a bubble, and can't take it when you remind them of what the world is really like outside of the developed world. You're a brute or a meathead for reminding them that people actually do get their brains blown out by well-placed rounds to the head, and they don't like that. They don't like to be reminded that Marines and soldiers are necessary.:thumbup:

[tripledog]

I would move my ass out of there. If you are there for the money, you are a kink. If you are there for school, TRANSFER. Do not mention it again being afraid to admit your service. F./U.C/K them chicken****s and if you put up with it, FU.C.K. you too.

[Range Coach]

Probably uses the surfer method when "the mood" hits.

[itzs4m]

dang now that's more to love.