Roberto T. Cast
05-28-03, 02:58 PM
Do not drink tequila straight from the bottle
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An man was strolling down the street and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly, out of the bottle comes a Genie.
The man is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."
The man begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila."
Finally the man says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so make me **** tequila."
The Genie grants him his wish.
When the man gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and ****es in it.
He looks at the glass and its clear. Looks like tequila. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So, he takes a taste and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted.
The man yells to his wife, " come here quickly!"
She comes running down the hall and the man takes another glass out of the cupboard and ****es into it. He tells the wife to drink, it is tequila. the wife is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip.
It is the best tequila she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.
The next night the man comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard.
He proceeds to **** in the two glasses. The result is the same, the tequila is excellent and the couple drinks until the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and the man comes home and tells his wife, "grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink tequila."
His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The man begins to **** in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "But Honey, why do we need only one glass?"
The husband raised the glass and says, "Because tonight my love, you drink from the bottle!!"
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Hope you all like this one. :banana:
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An man was strolling down the street and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly, out of the bottle comes a Genie.
The man is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."
The man begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila."
Finally the man says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so make me **** tequila."
The Genie grants him his wish.
When the man gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and ****es in it.
He looks at the glass and its clear. Looks like tequila. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So, he takes a taste and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted.
The man yells to his wife, " come here quickly!"
She comes running down the hall and the man takes another glass out of the cupboard and ****es into it. He tells the wife to drink, it is tequila. the wife is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip.
It is the best tequila she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.
The next night the man comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard.
He proceeds to **** in the two glasses. The result is the same, the tequila is excellent and the couple drinks until the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and the man comes home and tells his wife, "grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink tequila."
His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The man begins to **** in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "But Honey, why do we need only one glass?"
The husband raised the glass and says, "Because tonight my love, you drink from the bottle!!"
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Hope you all like this one. :banana: