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10-17-08, 02:59 PM
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.

Then he sees a young Marine behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

The Marine lowers his window . "Uh, yes, officer?"

The cop says: "What are you doing?"

The Marine says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?"

The young Marine shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."

Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a Lover's lane....and nothing obscene is happening!

The cop asks: "What's your age Marine?" The Marine says :"I'm 22, sir."

The cop asks: "And her ... what's her age?"

The Marine looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in eleven minutes..... ........

10-17-08, 03:17 PM
Ive heard this too many times