Roberto T. Cast
05-25-03, 02:59 AM
NEWS FLASH! - Montgomery, AL-----Alabama's worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two Alabama students crashed into a cemetery earlier today in Montgomery. The University search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
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An Alabama State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-59. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
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A group of BAMA friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired of him. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!
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Two Alabama football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _____." Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?" Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm." "Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer! in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?" "You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."
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Regarding the year 2000, a senior at Alabama was overheard saying, if the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Alabama. Everything happens here 20 years later than the rest of the civilized world!
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A young Tide Football player came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was? "The young player answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
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Is this the way of life in Alabama? Are there any Gyrenes out there from Alabama who can verify this to be true or not?
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An Alabama State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-59. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
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A group of BAMA friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired of him. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!
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Two Alabama football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _____." Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?" Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm." "Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer! in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?" "You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."
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Regarding the year 2000, a senior at Alabama was overheard saying, if the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Alabama. Everything happens here 20 years later than the rest of the civilized world!
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A young Tide Football player came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was? "The young player answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
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Is this the way of life in Alabama? Are there any Gyrenes out there from Alabama who can verify this to be true or not?