View Full Version : army strong...............lol
usmc0331
09-27-08, 12:14 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c311/motox151/usmc-4.jpg
mdb0227
09-27-08, 12:18 PM
HAHAHAHA! thats great.
Troutzilla
09-27-08, 12:43 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c311/motox151/usmc-4.jpg
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Marine84
09-27-08, 01:03 PM
I think I found that Army of One they always talk about. The other day on the way home from work, I got behind a Mexican that had a bumper sticker on his truck that said "YO SOY EL ARMY" (translation for all you non Spanish speaking folks "I AM THE ARMY"). First thought that went through my head was "THAT'S THE ARMY OF ONE THEY KEEP TALKING ABOUT?"
Robert Browell
09-27-08, 01:10 PM
One picture is worth a thousand words! Must get pretty lonely in "An Army of One"! :banana:Sure glad to be a Marine,in a "Brotherhood"of millions!!:flag:
SGT7477
09-27-08, 01:49 PM
That is a good one,lol, Marines have been fixing the army's mistakes since 1775.
HurricaneRJ
09-27-08, 04:22 PM
So damn glad I'm a U.S. Marine.
Iseethelight
09-27-08, 04:49 PM
I was unaware they made PT gear in XXXFatass. Dear god what is wrong with my Army.......
SGT7477
09-27-08, 09:52 PM
I was unaware they made PT gear in XXXFatass. Dear god what is wrong with my Army.......
Your army,lol, you can have it all.:evilgrin:
I was unaware they made PT gear in XXXFatass. Dear god what is wrong with my Army.......
Forget PT gear...I didn't know those glow strips could get that long.
Troutzilla
09-30-08, 09:00 PM
Forget PT gear...I didn't know those glow strips could get that long.
Those are actually the glow strips they put "around" the trailer part of an 18 wheeler tractor-trailer !!
Alpha1Devildog
09-30-08, 09:03 PM
Hey Trout. . .You home? or in the hospital typing away?
yellowwing
09-30-08, 09:40 PM
I was unaware they made PT gear in XXXFatass. Dear god what is wrong with my Army.......
So funny! I'll buy you a beer for that one. :beer:
Pete0331
09-30-08, 10:16 PM
Army can go to the DFAC in PT gear but there is a rule where you can't put your cover on the table.
Iseethelight
09-30-08, 10:40 PM
The only time I remember entering a DFAC in IPFU was the morning we got back from FTX when they allowed us to shower and change out of our BDU's. Of course, we got the living crap smoked out of us shortly afterwards for leaving the latrine a mess.
I'm really curious as to what size those are. I wear XL IPFU's and am nowhere near that guys size..................he's gotta be at 5 or 6 X.
FistFu68
09-30-08, 10:57 PM
:evilgrin: LAUGH NOW THIS IS GONNA BE THE USMC NEXT YEAR WHEN THEY LET W.M'S INTO THE GRUNTS :sick: :iwo:
DOWORK1
09-30-08, 11:13 PM
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Mafiaprincess19
10-01-08, 04:14 AM
No words can describe how sad that is....
jahhead88
10-01-08, 06:24 AM
Too funny.
sparkie
10-01-08, 07:04 AM
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s235/revmyspace2/graphics/Misc/Funny/9_funny_army_caveman.jpg
Robert Browell
10-01-08, 08:06 AM
Good one,Sparkie! :) ROFLMAO:yes:
jetdawgg
10-01-08, 10:01 AM
'Be all that you can be'.......:D:D
AL49BGN
10-01-08, 10:17 AM
I think I found that Army of One they always talk about. The other day on the way home from work, I got behind a Mexican that had a bumper sticker on his truck that said "YO SOY EL ARMY" (translation for all you non Spanish speaking folks "I AM THE ARMY"). First thought that went through my head was "THAT'S THE ARMY OF ONE THEY KEEP TALKING ABOUT?"
I found that Army of One also,that guy in the picture ate him.:thumbup:
2ndCEBSupply
10-01-08, 10:53 AM
Can Everyone Take A Second And Give "usmc0331" A Big Ooorrrrrrrahhhhh For Finding That Fat Ass Army Pic. Lol
SamJohnston
10-01-08, 12:44 PM
Ooorrrrrrrahhhh!!!!!!!
boomer56328
10-01-08, 12:59 PM
You guys are just to hard on him. Some people are hooked on cigs, some on crack. This guy is obviously hooked on jelly donuts. He needs our help, not are ridicule.
Looks like the Cpt. is gonna puke or he's just trying to keep from laughing his butt off. Give the doggie a break, it does look like he has a piece of fruit on his tray.
SGT-JOHN-ADDY
10-01-08, 02:11 PM
I Loved That First Picture.....the Girl I'm With Is Prior Army.......i Had To Send It To Her.....it Is So Fun Messin With Her About The Army. I Still Get Up At 0500......she Gets Up At Like 0630 And On The Weekends She Stays Into Bed Until Like 9-10.........and I Ask Her............is That How They Do It In The Army......
goosegagnon2
10-02-08, 03:56 PM
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s235/revmyspace2/graphics/Misc/Funny/9_funny_army_caveman.jpg
Not be a buzz kill, but those are Marine MARPATS on that caveman, not Army ACUs. ;)
sparkie
10-02-08, 07:44 PM
Not be a buzz kill, but those are Marine MARPATS on that caveman, not Army ACUs. ;)
Unless you are a product if public education,,,,If so,,, Forgive me.
Army can go to the DFAC in PT gear but there is a rule where you can't put your cover on the table.
I KNOW RIGHT? LOLOLOL Those guys looked so horrible in Camp Virginia in their nasty sweaty PT gear, but we'd get our asses chewed for leaving sun glasses on the table.
Pete0331
10-03-08, 12:43 AM
I KNOW RIGHT? LOLOLOL Those guys looked so horrible in Camp Virginia in their nasty sweaty PT gear, but we'd get our asses chewed for leaving sun glasses on the table.
Don't even get me started on shoulder holsters.
FutureBootLouie
10-03-08, 02:17 AM
I Loved That First Picture.....the Girl I'm With Is Prior Army.......i Had To Send It To Her.....it Is So Fun Messin With Her About The Army. I Still Get Up At 0500......she Gets Up At Like 0630 And On The Weekends She Stays Into Bed Until Like 9-10.........and I Ask Her............is That How They Do It In The Army......
what demons possess you to get up at 5 am when you're not on active duty? wtf
mgkusmc
10-27-08, 11:53 PM
Was home on leave a while back and my buddy is in the National Guard so I was hanging out with him for a day and he had to take a Humvee up to Camp Perry, Ohio and bring another one back down, so I got permission to ride up with him and I did. We drop off the vehicle and we were supposed to pick up another one and bring it back down well that vehicle wasnt there yet. So we had some time to kill and we were walking around Camp Perry and there was a National Guard unit up there training and they were doing a motivational run. Well all of a sudden I see this fat soldier woddling down the street just *****in and moanin and so I stop him and go is something wrong soldier he was considerably older than I and well out of shape. We got to talking and hes just *****in and moanin about how he was sent to the wrong spot to be a road guard. I asked him how old he was.....42 years old......I laughed and said "Have a good day PFC!" he was a ****in 42 yearold PFC! oh and he was gettin ready to deploy too!
HurricaneRJ
10-28-08, 08:42 PM
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w203/Hurricane0311/GEDC0083.jpg
This guy lived in the barracks next to mine while I was at Ft. Pickett.
Sonofa***** couldn't wear his flak.
Disgusting!:sick:
bgates73
10-28-08, 09:41 PM
Now I know what happen to the guy that played Pvt Pyle in Full Metal jacket. He went and joined the Army.
mpellie
04-11-09, 08:21 AM
OMG that looks like my old MP unit...fat lazy NCOs who used to make me push all the time for suggesting more PT (I was an E3 at the time)....Glad Im out....just 15 more days until Boot Camp...
SSgt Ramsey
04-11-09, 08:34 AM
In our PTSD classess that I'm taking at the VA yesterday a Army POS really made me glad I am a retired Marine....
PTSD sucks, the VA benefits section sucks, agreed....but overall the VA medical system has been decent to me.
This former Army guy just unloads and shows clear on the Social Worker talking to us about "triggers" etc. and he just kept going on, and on, and on about the screwed up system....she has nothing to do with it....finally he left.
I really felt bad for her...she was at least trying to help him and he just kept hammering her....I guess it must have made him feel good about himself to berate a middle aged woman.:sick:
DocGreek
04-11-09, 09:37 AM
SSGT....nothing new, I've had it happen too. Had a "Dust-Off" Army Medic in a Corpmen and Medic Group, that was HIGHLY intimidated by the three of us who served in the F.M.F during Viet Nam vacation! He is in a wheel chair, shot through the thigh in RVN, but was stationed in Saigon, and bragged about his "free time". He slept in an air cond. hooch, and ate real food in an air cond. chow hall....MUSTA' BEEN TOUGH...HUH???? At least he was honest about his tour.......SEMPER FI....DOC
SSgt Ramsey
04-11-09, 09:42 AM
I understood the guy in his rage/desperation, but it was misaimed at the Social Worker...she has nothing to do with the Benefits side of the house...at least the Medical side is trying to help...you can't be inducted into the classes if you don't score high enough on the intake interview to begin with...at least they're trying.
stein07
04-11-09, 09:48 AM
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w203/Hurricane0311/GEDC0083.jpg
This guy lived in the barracks next to mine while I was at Ft. Pickett.
Sonofa***** couldn't wear his flak.
Disgusting!:sick:
Interesting how half of them are walking with stuff in their right hands.
awbrown1462
04-11-09, 10:00 AM
I work next to the Warrior Transition Battalion on Ft Knox I have talked to the ones in charge over there over 90% are tring not to go to the sand box its sad to see knowing thier units have already...
ggyoung
04-11-09, 11:10 AM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c311/motox151/usmc-4.jpg
I knew a Marine Capt. who looked just like this fat guy. This so called fat Capt. was one of the most fit Marines I ever knew. That so called fat was as hard as a rock. he could out PT most Marines. And he was all Marine. His name was Capt. Champaine.
ameriken
04-11-09, 09:16 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c311/motox151/usmc-4.jpg
Actually, that guy is an army of TWO!!!
Pete0331
04-12-09, 12:46 AM
OMG that looks like my old MP unit...fat lazy NCOs who used to make me push all the time for suggesting more PT (I was an E3 at the time)....Glad Im out....just 15 more days until Boot Camp...
Hey Ellie, what is with the Army wearing their helmets around like it's a boonie?
Used to see it in the DFAC, guys (and gals) walking around in helmets for no reason.
Of course, it could be so that they don't get a concussion when they fall off their bike, because walking the mile and a half to the PX is just to long. :marine:
USMC Archer
04-12-09, 12:53 AM
Army of ONE (Officers/Non Commissioned Officers/Enlisted) I liked be all you can be much better.
Army is going down the drains, my new privates coming in these days did not pass Basic Training they were pushed through. PT/Weight/Tape is being overlooked. They figure (Let their Company square them away.) Nothing really compares to the Marine Corps in less it is a Prestigious Army Base. 101st/82nd and so forth.
I am a Army Reservist.
That picture disgusts me. What even disgusts me more, is the Army will wait til his contract to be up, then they will punish him by not letting him reenlist. I would like to think that Marines would never let a fat body like that in their Corps. Army gets a final deployment out of me, then my contract is done.
Looking forward to see what the Marine Corps has to offer August 2010. My mind set now is being a Marine > Rank, Money, and Benefits. If a steady job doesn't come up I was thinking of going Active Duty, and try to get a Security Forces slot. Any info would be awesome just message me.
Until then Tikrit Iraq here I come.
Just a FYI. I am not trying to offend nor start anything with anybody. I swear every time I say I am in the Army I get flamed. I know I am not a Marine. I have many Marine friends, and I respect the hell out of you guys. I would like to one day even try to even join you and your beloved Marine Corps.
SGT7477
04-12-09, 07:23 AM
Army of ONE (Officers/Non Commissioned Officers/Enlisted) I liked be all you can be much better.
Army is going down the drains, my new privates coming in these days did not pass Basic Training they were pushed through. PT/Weight/Tape is being overlooked. They figure (Let their Company square them away.) Nothing really compares to the Marine Corps in less it is a Prestigious Army Base. 101st/82nd and so forth.
I am a Army Reservist.
That picture disgusts me. What even disgusts me more, is the Army will wait til his contract to be up, then they will punish him by not letting him reenlist. I would like to think that Marines would never let a fat body like that in their Corps. Army gets a final deployment out of me, then my contract is done.
Looking forward to see what the Marine Corps has to offer August 2010. My mind set now is being a Marine > Rank, Money, and Benefits. If a steady job doesn't come up I was thinking of going Active Duty, and try to get a Security Forces slot. Any info would be awesome just message me.
Until then Tikrit Iraq here I come.
Just a FYI. I am not trying to offend nor start anything with anybody. I swear every time I say I am in the Army I get flamed. I know I am not a Marine. I have many Marine friends, and I respect the hell out of you guys. I would like to one day even try to even join you and your beloved Marine Corps.
One thing you have to remember you pizz one Marine off you will have to deal with all of us.:D
mpellie
04-12-09, 10:08 AM
Okay is anyone else besides myself offended that USMC Archer isnt a Marine...yet he has USMC in the front of his name?!?!?!
Marine1955
04-12-09, 10:56 AM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c311/motox151/usmc-4.jpg
http://s588.photobucket.com/albums/ss329/marine1955_2009/th_Jerry-HaHa.gif
HurricaneRJ
04-12-09, 01:34 PM
Okay is anyone else besides myself offended that USMC Archer isnt a Marine...yet he has USMC in the front of his name?!?!?!
Doesn't **** me off, if he wants to be one of us. Let em' as long as he is not a ****bag than it's good to go. There may be a reason behind his name. Now as for you, I'm way nicer than most guys. Take yourself quietly to the poolee forum. He ain't a Marine but at least he is serving.
Hodgesml
04-12-09, 01:45 PM
I'm currently on a base in Iraq and one night we were going through a building being used by an Army unit. This exact picture was on one of the doors going into the office. I pointed it out to several people and never thought i would see it again. This is the BEST picture ever... SEMPER FI!!!!!!:flag:
bretazz
04-12-09, 02:36 PM
http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=626&pictureid=4934
LOL I found this when I was surfing the web one day. so true.
commdog7
04-12-09, 03:08 PM
Looking forward to see what the Marine Corps has to offer August 2010. My mind set now is being a Marine > Rank, Money, and Benefits.
If that's what you're after, I suggest that you stay in the Army or go over to the Air Force. People joining the Marines for the easy life or benefits are joining for all the wrong reasons. Don't expect the Corps to be the 'good life', because it is the exact opposite. With our high standards and limited funding, the Corps is quite a challenge- but with challenge comes pride. I you are not joining for the challenge, save yourself the trouble by staying out of the Corps.
bretazz
04-12-09, 03:47 PM
http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=626&pictureid=5001
LOL founed another.
ssgtblue
04-12-09, 04:45 PM
And when you got to Afghanistan, and you fly into Khandhar Air Base, this is what you see all over the chow halls on that base... Give him one...
MrGoldCal
04-12-09, 04:55 PM
If that's what you're after, I suggest that you stay in the Army or go over to the Air Force. People joining the Marines for the easy life or benefits are joining for all the wrong reasons. Don't expect the Corps to be the 'good life', because it is the exact opposite. With our high standards and limited funding, the Corps is quite a challenge- but with challenge comes pride. I you are not joining for the challenge, save yourself the trouble by staying out of the Corps.
I believe you misunderstood him, Commdog, he is saying that he would prefer the Marine Corps over money, benefits, etc... that the Army would give him for staying on. I dont blame him
bretazz
04-12-09, 05:34 PM
http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=626&pictureid=4960
LOL I have way to much free time
ggyoung
04-12-09, 07:48 PM
I don't care what branch of the service one is in. He or she is serving our great country. Ask the Marines, Sailors, the Army the Air Force and one Coast Guard man at KahSahn how much they loved the Air Force and there B-52's. Ask me and the 2ed. plt, Whiskey 3/12 how much we loved the Army at the end of Operation Starlight when the Army chopper pilots came in and landed and gave us some new jungle utility's and cartons of Marlboro's. Dame we were hurting. The Navy opened up there chow hall at 0100 after we came aboard after Starlight. How the Navy offered to come ashore and fight as Marines during Dio-Dow in Vietnam. I can go on for ever about our sister branches have helped on another. BTW I have a son in the Navy and a son in the Marines. I have a grandson who in one year will go in the Army. Oh one other thing Army officers were damn good to get Marines E-5 and below whiskey out of Freedom Hill PX in DaNang.
Fubar5812
04-12-09, 09:13 PM
this picture is my backround,without the black border and saying.it just says on the picture"theres strong......and then there's Army strong"
how do they let guys like this into a combat zone?! I just don't understand,i've never seen a Marine even close too as big as that guy.
Okay is anyone else besides myself offended that USMC Archer isnt a Marine...yet he has USMC in the front of his name?!?!?!
...and BOTH of you are posting in "Marine Only" areas of the forum. Go figure.
If that's what you're after, I suggest that you stay in the Army or go over to the Air Force. People joining the Marines for the easy life or benefits are joining for all the wrong reasons. Don't expect the Corps to be the 'good life', because it is the exact opposite. With our high standards and limited funding, the Corps is quite a challenge- but with challenge comes pride. I you are not joining for the challenge, save yourself the trouble by staying out of the Corps.
Hey, Sgt, I think what the soldier was saying is that him possibly becoming a Marine is better than the rank, money, etc. he now has with the Army.
ameriken
04-12-09, 09:35 PM
"theres strong......and then there's Army strong"
Maybe they need a new motto........."there's fat....and then there's Army fat" :D
PaidinBlood
04-12-09, 09:45 PM
Hey, Sgt, I think what the soldier was saying is that him possibly becoming a Marine is better than the rank, money, etc. he now has with the Army.
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