Roberto T. Cast
05-22-03, 09:43 PM
A guy was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat
beside him. The new guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking,
biting his nails and moaning in fear.
"Hey, pal, what's the matter?" said the first guy.
"OmiGod.... I've been transferred to Los Angeles, California,"
the second answered. "They've got race riots, drugs. The highest crime
rate....."
"Hold on," said the first. "I've been in L.A all my life, and its not
bad as
the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business,
enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere in the
world."
The second guy stopped shaking for a moment and said "Oh, thank God. \
I was worried to death, but if you live there and say it's ok, I'll take
your word for it. .....What do you do for a living?"
"...Me?" said the first, "...I'm a tail gunner on a bread truck.
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The tail gunner must be a MARINE. :banana:
What do you think?
beside him. The new guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking,
biting his nails and moaning in fear.
"Hey, pal, what's the matter?" said the first guy.
"OmiGod.... I've been transferred to Los Angeles, California,"
the second answered. "They've got race riots, drugs. The highest crime
rate....."
"Hold on," said the first. "I've been in L.A all my life, and its not
bad as
the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business,
enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere in the
world."
The second guy stopped shaking for a moment and said "Oh, thank God. \
I was worried to death, but if you live there and say it's ok, I'll take
your word for it. .....What do you do for a living?"
"...Me?" said the first, "...I'm a tail gunner on a bread truck.
__________________________________________________ __
The tail gunner must be a MARINE. :banana:
What do you think?