Isaac and the Rabbi

[Roberto T. Cast]

Isaac goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something
terrible is happening and I have to talk to you
about it."

The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"

Ike replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How
can that be?"

Ike then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain
she's poisoning me. What should I do?"

The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me
talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and
I'll let you know."

A week later the Rabbi calls Ike and says,
"Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on
the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"

Isaac anxiously says, "Yes."

"Take the poison," says the Rabbi
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Take the poison or not?

:yes: :no: