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prmama
08-02-02, 10:28 AM
A U.S. Navy cruiser pulled into port in Mississippi for a week's
liberty.

The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to
receive the following letter from the wife of a wealthy
plantation owner:
"Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda's, coming
of age party. I would like you to send four well mannered,
handsome, unmarried officers. They should arrive at 8 p.m.
prepared for an evening of polite southern conversation and
dance with lovely young ladies. One last point:
No, Mexicans. We don't like Mexicans."
Sure enough, at 8 p.m. on Thursday, the lady heard a rap at the
door. She opened the door to find, in dress uniform, four
exquisitely mannered, smiling black officers. Her jaw hit the
floor, but pulling herself together she stammered, "There must be
some mistake!"
"On no, madam," said the first officer, "Captain Martinez doesn't
make mistakes."

USMC0311
08-02-02, 12:19 PM
LOL friggin A Marine :D