Horse Country

[Roberto T. Cast]

> A man walked into a cowboy bar near
> Waco, TX and ordered a beer, just as
> former President Bush appeared on the
> television.
>
> After a few sips, he looked up at the
> television and mumbled, "Now,
> there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen."
>
> A customer at the end of the bar quickly
> stood up, walked over to him, and
> decked him.
>
> A few minutes later, as the man was
> finishing his beer, Barbara Bush
> appeared on the television. "She's a
> horse's ass too," the man said.
>
> This time, a customer at the other end
> of the bar quickly stood up, walked
> over to him and knocked him flat.
>
> The man said, climbing back up to the
> bar, "This must be Bush country!"
> "Nope,........." the bartender replied,
> "Horse Country."
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Go figure this one.