Volkswagan or Rolls Royce

[Roberto T. Cast]

A Volkswagen pulls up along side of an immense Rolls Royce;
> the driver rolls down his window and yells to the other driver,
> "Have you got a built-in cell phone in there?".
> The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."
> "I got one too... see?"
> "Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."
>
> "You got a fax machine?"
> "Why, actually, yes, I do."
> "I do too! See? It's right here!"
> "Uh-huh."
>
> The light is just about to turn green and the
> guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have
> a double bed in back there?"
> And the guy in the Rolls says, "NO! Do you?"
> "Yep, got my double bed right in back here.
> See?!" The light turns and the man in the
> Volkswagen takes off.
>
> Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be
> one-upped, so he goes immediately to a
> customizing shop and orders them to put a
> double bed in back of his car. About two weeks
> later, the job is finally done, and he picks up
> his car and drives all over town looking for the
> Volkswagen. He finally finds it parked alongside
> the road. So he pulls his Rolls up next to it.
> The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged
> up, and he feels a little awkward about it, but
> he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and
> taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen.
>
> The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the
> window a crack and peeks out.
> The guy in the Rolls says, "Hey! Remember me?"
> "Yeah, yeah, I remember you. What's up?"
> "Check this out... I got a double bed installed
> in my Rolls."
>
> And the man in the Volkswagen says, "YOU
> GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO
> TELL ME THAT?!"
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I'll take the volkswagon. Which car would you take?