Roberto T. Cast
05-21-03, 11:03 PM
Subject: Looking for work...
OVERHEARD AT THE INTERNATIONAL MEDICAL CONVENTION
An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a
lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking forwork in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The Arkansas doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work."
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IS THIS TRUE?
:yes: :no:
OVERHEARD AT THE INTERNATIONAL MEDICAL CONVENTION
An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a
lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking forwork in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The Arkansas doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work."
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IS THIS TRUE?
:yes: :no: