The Female Prayer

[Roberto T. Cast]

> FEMALE PRAYER:
>
> Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep.
>
> One who's handsome, smart and strong, one who loves to listen long,
> one who thinks before he speaks, when he says he'll call, he won't wait
> weeks.
>
> I pray that he is gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, he won't be
> annoyed.
>
> One that pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs
to
> do more.
>
> Oh, send me a man who'll make love to my mind, and knows the answer to
"How
> big's my behind?"
>
> I pray that this man will love me to no end, and never attempt to hit on
my
> friend.
>
> And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the creep you sent me
instead.
>
> Amen.
>
>
>
> MALE PRAYER:
>
> I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen.
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