View Full Version : Look out Gary!
yellowwing
08-18-08, 01:55 PM
Looks like Fay wants to dump trash in your swimming pool. Stay safe and stock up on cheetoes and beer!
http://radar.weather.gov/ridge/Conus/RadarImg/southeast.gif
Osotogary
08-18-08, 03:01 PM
Stock up on beer? Yes, indeed, Yellowwing. Yes, indeed. Cheetoes? There's a great story about the fellow who woke up one morning to discover that his genital area was colored orange. He showered but it was still orange. He went to work and went to the relieve himself when a co-worker, using the next urinal, noticed his orange genitals and said that he should visit the company doctor right down the hallway. So, this fellow visits the doctor and mentions that he has orange genitilia. The doctor asks if it hurts and then proceed to take some blood from the fellow and asks him to return mid-afternoon to find out the results. 3:00 (1500) comes bye and the doctor tells the gentleman that all tests are negative and that there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with him down there. He asks the gentleman if he did anything out of the ordinary during the weekend and the man replied, "I didn't do anything special, Doc. I only watched porno flicks and ate cheeto's!" Well, Yellowwing, I think I'll pass on the cheeto's to maybe a snack that isn't colored orange.
Getting back to Tropical Storm/maybe Hurricane Fay. I dropped by the Marine Corps Recruiting Office today and they are still open and apparently busy. If the wind blows some off our neighbors mangos into the yard that would be terrific. We should be fine but usually Divine Providence determines that.
Yellowwing, thanks for the heads up.
Gary
thedrifter
08-18-08, 03:36 PM
So that is where the party is going to be:D
Button Down Gary and be Safe;)
Ellie
Back where Im from it already canced their first day of school.
Nothing but blue skies, palm trees, and hula girls here though. Alohhaaaa ;)
sparkie
08-18-08, 06:08 PM
Having been in the eye of a typhoon twice,,I kinda miss it. Hey, why don't ya send that thing over Nevada way?
Marine84
08-18-08, 08:44 PM
Nothing but blue skies, palm trees, and hula girls here though. Alohhaaaa
I hate uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! (If I tap my heels together 3 times and say "there's no place like Hawaii, there's no place like Hawaii" - will I get there?)
Phantom Blooper
08-19-08, 06:32 AM
(If I tap my heels together 3 times and say "there's no place like Hawaii, there's no place like Hawaii" - will I get there?)
No....but if you UPS or Fed Ex yourself in a crate with plenty of C-rats and beer and a pee funnel and bottle....it's a possibility!:beer: